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No Spacebar

No Spacebar occurs when an individual is extremely intoxicated and begin to slur. Their slurring reaches the point that their words become as one. Is especially annoying with long winded people, not to mention dangerous.
Greg: YouknowmanIloveJesusandrhetoricbutwhatthehellyeahmorebeergetmetwo!

Laila: I think Greg is getting a little drunk.

Dave: Seriously, he has no spacebar!

Aina: zzzzzz
by beers4you March 8, 2010
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Spacebag

The process in which you take someone's backpack. Empty all its contents, proceed to turn the backpack inside out, put all the afore mentioned contents back into the bag, and zip the zippers back up. Appearing to be a bag for space, there are no straps, and no way to open the bag quickly, so they will have their own Spacebag at least until the next class.
-Dude, did you see Kyle got spacebagged??

-yeah dude, that sucks
by rowls05 March 29, 2010
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Spacehead

The act of performing fellatio in the vast vacuum of space,includes sex acts performed by aliens
Sam gives some mean as spacehead.
by mrwilson December 16, 2011
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spaceballing

Crack cocaine that has a sprinkling of liquid PCP (phencyclidine) before it is Smoked.
Man that fool has been spaceballing all day, yeah man he's fucking tripping
by john smith October 14, 2005
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Spacebattles

An online forum previously dedicated to the discussion of sci-fi related topics that has over time become visited chiefly for its fanfiction section. As of 2019 the forum has reached 34 million posts. The site in the past featured a diverse variety of users from all sides of politics until the 2016 US Election prompted the 'Great Sperg' as part of which conservative rightwing users (see 'nazi' or 'alt-right' if you're progressive) were gradually hounded, marginalized and finally purged from the site for wrongthink in the 'Great Purge' of 2019. This consigned Spacebattles to becoming just another leftwing bedwetting support group and mutual masturbation society. The future for the site remains unclear as a conservative victory in US elections in 2020 could see the forum disappear up its own asshole.
"You never go full spacebattles"
by Gabooz's Ghost July 24, 2019
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Spacebar Virus

A dangerous virus first discovered by LE during a critical SEAL Audit, spreads as a symptom of pebkac and is known to cause confusion, declines in productivity, and destruction of Excel spreadsheets.
The June audit was thrown into chaos due to an outbreak of Spacebar Virus.
by Worker Bee July 7, 2004
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Spacehead

A person whome has reached a high degree of addiction to "myspace" which can be easily juxtaposed with that of a serious narcotic.
That Kevin is a spacehead.
by Kevin West August 2, 2006
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