sock puppets

A puppet made out of a sock usually used for entertaining yourself when your a fat loser and nobody will talk to.

Person: "I am a fat loser and nobody will talk to me and the only human contact I get is through anonymous chatrooms. I think I will make a puppet out of a sock for my entertainment.

by Evil October 18, 2003

Sock Puppeting

When you fist a petite woman up to your elbow. And flap your hand inside her as if to make a puppet talk.

Did you hear about CJ sock puppeting Lyndsey last night? Yeah I don't think there will be a second date...

by TheGrimmRipper June 12, 2020

sockpuppet

A false identity adopted by trolls and other malcontents to support their own postings.

She brought in six friends to back up her story, but five of them turned out to be sockpuppets.

by Manon January 9, 2004

sockpuppet

An attempt by a person banned from a forum to circumvent the ban by creating a new account under a new identity.

This new user sounds strangely familiar.
That's because he's actually a sockpuppet for that asshole we banned last week.

by Mr. Vektor March 11, 2010

indian sockpuppet

When you take a dump in a condom and then use it.

I surprised Jesse with that indian sockpuppet last night.

by MrHobbit October 15, 2009

sockpuppet

sockpuppet is someone who is under the control of someone else with no mind of their own and lets other people make their decisions for them

our governor is a sockpuppet with no mind of his own and allows other people in his party to make all of the decisions

by littlejimmie November 17, 2019

Sockpuppet

When you fist a woman as deep as possible including your forearm and then act as if she is a sockpuppet that you control. For added fun carry her around and have her do some tasks while you are in control.

Me: Remember Lisa from accounting?

Co-worker: Yeah, what about her?

Me: We hooked up last night and I used her as a sockpuppet.

Co-worker: Hell yeah man I knew she was easy!

by boominyourface September 30, 2021