Snowman
Fuck you, you snowman
Snowman Swizzler
When you get a smoothie or milkshake, and the girl sucks your dick and drinks through the straw at the same time
a) "Hey there, wanna give me a snowman swizzler?"
b) "What the hell is that?"
a) "Well, basically, it is like drinking out of two milkshakes at once, except for one of the straws is my dick!"
b) "What the hell is that?"
a) "Well, basically, it is like drinking out of two milkshakes at once, except for one of the straws is my dick!"
Snowman Swizzler by Penithdeth April 24, 2010
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snowman sex
A dare/punishment where you must have sex with a snowman, naked. The action may go on for 20-30 minutes.
Jack was playing beer pong at his friend’s house during a snowstorm. Dan, his opponent finished before him. The punishment was snowman sex. Jack stripped down naked, put his clothes on the kitchen table and went outside. The guys locked the door behind Jack so he couldn’t escape. There was a ready-made snowman outside, so he started shallow fucking it. The cold crept up his dick, making it hard. He stuck his entire cock inside the snowman and kept fucking. The guys were taping the whole thing. He then stuck his dick inside the snowman’s mouth and kept fucking. The cold was unbearable. He orgasmed and cummed inside the snowman and kept fucking it for another good twenty minutes. His balls hit the snowman’s hard ass repeatedly. After, his balls were frozen and his dick hard. His entire body was freezing.
snowman sex by Well, shit. December 23, 2017
Snowman Assassin
A snowman assassin is a person who destroys snowmen. He will watch his prey build their snowman before diving out of his hiding spot and destroying it via whatever means necessary. They travel in groups of 2-3 and have no mercy whatsoever when attacking a target. They attack with whatever they can ; fists , knee's , feet , weapons and are well known for there famous attack with their elbows.
Group of children : Oh wow this snowman we built is smashing !
Snowman Assassin : There it is ! Attack it ! ( Start attacking snowman )
Snowman Assassin : There it is ! Attack it ! ( Start attacking snowman )
Snowman Assassin by TheSnowmanAssassin January 8, 2010
snowman blood
snowman blood by Timmyjimmay August 17, 2017
Snowman Brothers
Two men become non biological brothers when one or the other has sex with either thier wife or girlfriend at one point in time. One can also become a snowman brother if the two men enjoy any erotic part of a woman.
Daniel- Hey man, did you have sex with my girlfriend?
Xavier- It was a long time ago and I hope your cool with it.
Daniel- Dude, its all good. We are Snowman Brothers now!
Xavier- It was a long time ago and I hope your cool with it.
Daniel- Dude, its all good. We are Snowman Brothers now!
Snowman Brothers by PistolPete12 December 2, 2009