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snoozered

The act of being put to sleep by a long winded conversation, speech or presentation.
I thought he would never shut up. I am very snoozered by him. That speech really snoozered me!
by kat51 May 12, 2009
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Spongered

To get slapped with something long, hard, and wet
I'm gonna spongered the fuck out of you.
by Spongered March 17, 2020
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SniggerDoodle

Every SniggerDoodle I know owns a 7-11
by DeadPoolChimichangas January 25, 2018
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snoggering

hooking up with your ex when one party wants to get back together and the other party doesn't.
John and his lady friend are still broken up but I do not think it stopped them from snoggering over the weekend.
by shawnelectric October 9, 2008
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Snookered

Wanting to pot the pink but being 'snookered' behind a red and having to attempt a difficult brown.

This is in relation to the cue sport's rules where the pink ball is worth more points than a brown, however the touching of the red ball is a foul move.

The context of the joke is wanting to have normal sex, however your girlfriend or wife is on her period. Instead you are forced to convince her into having anal sex.

The term is mainly used in countries where snooker is a popular sport.
Mate, I was gagging for it last night but was snookered behind the red. No luck with the brown either.
by Giddysamurai February 20, 2009
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Clogger snogger

Any large, heavy, sometimes metal object that can be used to cause destruction
We went out late at night and threw some clogger snoggers at vacant vehicles
by Chris Luty July 1, 2006
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Cock Snogger

Bono is such a fucking cock snogger, id like to punch him in his stupid fucking face
by funkyfunkpants October 20, 2008
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