Vag Shocking

The act of shocking ones vagina with a shock pen to cause a sensational feeling.

Dude, last night I tried vag shocking my wife she went crazy!

by currybomb July 29, 2010

Shower Snacking

While your in a rush, you combine eating and showering. Therefore your snacking while taking a shower.

Andy: "Hey robby! Your going to be late for work"
Robby: "Nope. I'm going to be saving time while shower snacking!"

by Anarcee October 8, 2011

Pork Stocking

The anal hole and rectal cavity of an individual that enjoys anal sex.

That’s it. Put it to me in my pork stocking.

Rachel loves it when I breed her pork stocking.

I had a BBC in my pork stocking last night. I’m sore and swollen today. Rosebud is tender to the touch.

by Eaton Holgoode February 16, 2018

long stockings

Slang term, taken from the name Pippy Longstockings for covertely asking if someone else has meth or crack

Hey do you have long stockings?

by kHAOS pRODIGY May 28, 2018

Santa's Stocking

To ejaculate into somebodies sock as a practical joke

After sexing your missus,pull out and come in her sock and reply "Santa left you something from his fat sack."
Or
On your best friends mums birthday jack off into one of her socks,and reply
"Santa came early this year"
Or
Your bosses sock,friends sock,etc

Now that you know what a Santa's Stocking is, it's time to spread that Christmas joy, regardless of the time of year.

by O'Shay June 17, 2008

One o' snacking

Hunger get what hunger want! When you decide to have a snack late at night but it's already past midnight.

"Yo you up fo some One o' snacking dawg?"

"Fo sho nyukka!" ^o^/

by numchuk July 12, 2009

Socking

A variant of Docking. When two males make contact with each other’s penis heads. One male must be uncircumcised while the other is not. The male with the extra foreskin, slides his sheath over the circumcised males penis. Creating a sock.

“Hey Brice.” “Yah Thad”. While docking tonight let’s kick it up a notch and try Socking!”
“Bro! my cock is so cold!” “Don’t worry buddy, I’m uncircumcised! I’ll sock you!”

by Duckystyle October 17, 2018