Smithers

Waylon Smithers, Mr. Burns' assistant (see The Simpsons). Extremely sycophantic towards Burns despite his abuse, and obviously gay, though he never openly admits it.

My dad had this guy working at his office that was such a Waylon Smithers

by LudwigVan August 10, 2004

Snitched

When someone tells on you about somthing dumb because they think they are superior to you and/or just jealous

Person 1: Britney snitched to the vp for cheating on the chemistry test

Person 2: that bitch just mad because she could never get away with it

by ryder42 April 1, 2015

PHOTO SINTHESIS

The art of photo shopping your 25 year old high school picture to be "me last month on vacation" to post on the net.

Photo sinthesis is commonly used to appear you of long ago.

by Anita Loftin October 23, 2007

snitches get no bitches

a phrase to say to a pussy ass nigga who is gonna snitch

Tyrone: hey want some weed jimmy

Jimmy: im telling

Tyrone: snitches get no bitches LITTLE NIGGA, NOW GET THE FUCK OVER HERE

by JimmyNeuson September 18, 2018

slither.io

The most fucking addicting game ever, if you don't play it in school you might be a faggot.

Bill: Wanna play some slither.io?
Roberts: wtf is that?
Bill: kys

by Mr. Starfruit May 15, 2016

Slither

The act of moving your body upwards during a period of making out in an effort to obtain fellatio (blowjob) from the partner (can also be used for cunnilingus (eating out), but rarely). Such action usually requires a back and forth (left and right) movement to gain the needed height difference and can be enhanced with a hand to head encouragement motion.

"I tried to slither up on Megan last night but got turned down, 5 times."

"Sliver me timbers!" (used to make fun of those who have attempted at slithering and failed)

by zachatk April 15, 2009

Shithead

(Sha-theed)

A perpetually drunk, never-nude, terminally ill woman who is allergic to her tongue and has many abilities and unique attributes. Among her skills are:

-Counting to six
-Seeing God
-Never being hungry
-Doing a Black Flip
-Providing abortions
-Burning down a hospital
-Guaranteeing protection
-Jumping across the street
-Sleeping in a chair
-Singing in the choir
-Immunity to AIDS
-Peeing with the lights off
-Finding you

She always comes first, and she is definitely not Asian. Also, Bono is her brother.

I'm Shithead and my body's a magnet.

by greatjeeeorb November 7, 2011