snakepit

a place that is too dangerous to visit or live in.

The house is a snakepit; it could cave in anytime.

by uttam maharjan March 12, 2010

Alabama Snakerider

When the girl sits on your dick longways like one would if they’re riding large snake. This may be accompanied by a “Yeehaw”.

She was an alabama snakerider and broke my pelvic bone.

by AssburgMcStuffins June 22, 2020

snake bite

A lethal brew drunk in the UK combine lager and cider / scrumpy in equal amounts. Although it is not illegal to sell the drink most UK pubs will either refuse to serve the concoction, or only sell it to people who have proven their ability to handle it. For hardcore drinkers only.

Last night I had 7 pints of snake bite, today I can't feel my legs.

by black flag June 9, 2004

Snake Bite

When a male is receiving a hand job from a member of either the same sex or the opposite. The participant that is giving the hand job has a two handed grip on the penis of the male receiving (just like how one would grip a baseball bat). Then the giver, while tightening their grip, twists both hands in opposite directions. One clockwise (normally the dominant hand) and the other counter clockwise (the non dominant hand). Thus resulting in a friction burn all around the circumference of the penis.

This action can also me performed by a solo male. However due to human consciousness and pain receptors it will be harder for this action to have the same affect as if someone else did it.

**WARNING**
The “Snake Bite” action will result in friction burns in a very sensitive area. This is not for the faint of heart!

Dean: Yo Jack, why are you walking so funny??

Jack: I was hanging with Stephanie on the weekend and she was giving me a handy but then she did something with her hands and gave me a friction burn. So Its a little sensitive down there.

Dean: Oh Shit! She gave you a Snake Bite man!

by 5wampDaddy April 17, 2019

snakebit

Unable to win at poker at a particular venue.

Even holding an ace-high flush I was busted by a full house. I'm snakebit at this table.

by RotSman September 13, 2006

snakebites

Piercings that can usually be found on emo children. Commonly found on the bottom lip. Also known as cock rails, for some people.

"Every scene kid and their cat has snakebites now."

by murkalurka January 25, 2009

Snakeoiler

A snakeoiler is a preditorial person, in an exponential search for unsuspecting victims. As a financial planner or the like, the snakeoiler uses all his charm and selling skills to persuade his victims into parting with their hard earned money for distribution into dodgy investment vehicles. These investment vehicles usually consist of low growth and substantial ongoing fees. The snakeoiler is paid a pro rata fee from the companies who run the dodgy investments and this money is used to fund his lavish life full of woman, alcohol and travel to countries where his dollar, or should we say our dollar is stretched as far as it is possible. The snakeoiler can often be found shopping for snake skin shoes and cheap suits.

The snakeoiler is similar to a car salesman, but worse.

by The unsuspecting victum February 4, 2010