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snarkassness

being snarky to the point of making an ass out of yourself. can also be compared to bitchassness! Not to be confused with snarkalicious, which is a good thing.
What is wrong with Joe? He is full of snarkassness today! What an assjack!
by mistyrx August 1, 2011
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Snacklash

noun
Any of the negative effects of excessive and/or reckless snacking. There are many forms of snacklash, including obesity, yoings, and not having any cookies left.
Damnit, I have snacklash! I've gained a pound and have serious yoings after eating that whole bag of cookies.
by Erika M August 24, 2005
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Snackmosphere

The air inside a bag of chips. Like, when you open the bag, and it's less than half full of chips, the empty space is called the snackmosphere.
I opened a package of popcorn today, but it was more snackmosphere than popcorn.
by avacadoheaven August 26, 2009
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snackcess

A successful snacking experience. Alternatively used to describe one's access level to delicious snack foods
Eating huge amounts of candy was a resounding snackcess.

I know there is ice cream in the freezer, but I'm all the way on the couch, so my snackcess level is quite low
by Jewce Purpledrank December 15, 2013
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Snackfast

When you absolutely have to have a snack at 1 am or you won't get to sleep.
A combination between having a snack and having breakfast. Such as a combination between Breakfast and Lunch which gives you brunch.
John: Honey where did you put the leftover turkey?
Susan: What do you want with leftover turkey at 1 am?
John: It's the snackfast crave calling, babe.
by AR71 January 7, 2015
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snachmas

A gifting of a dirty or STD carrying vagina for Christmas
Bro I met up with a total babe tonight in the back of the club, little did I know she had a snachmas for me
by Snachmas December 26, 2017
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Snackless

The state of being famished without the immediate satisfaction of a snack.
I was out drinking all night long, and was looking forward to feasting on a box of Ding Dongs when I got home, but my fat-ass Corgi ate the entire box, and now I am snackless.
by Razoom November 28, 2018
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