smorgasbortion

Having a lot of abortions.

Carolyn has had a smorgasbortion!

by miss olbermann May 6, 2010

smorgasdog

A smorgasbord for dogs

We had our friends bring their dogs and put out a smorgasdog

by Snoop dog$$$$$ January 18, 2019

smogsucker

Insult aimed towards people who live in big cities, especially those who are smug and look down on people in small towns. Can be adapted for different variations like cocksucker.

Farmer: All those damn smogsuckers with their ubers and skyscrapers and gay sex parades can suck my hick dick

by trump3030 August 15, 2019

smergi

1. The best way to answer any question
2. The name of a very powerful squad
3. Smergi
4. SMERGI SMERGI SMERGI

I am part of SMERGI squad we travel in battle bus and we murder people, we are wanted in 17 countries and we will get sentenced to death if we are caught. Good luck

by robberbobber November 14, 2021

Turkey Smog

Gas released that is so horrid it hangs forever.

Dude, I was standing in line for some Black Friday specials and then was overtaken by some Turkey Smog.

by SpiderWebb99 November 30, 2009

Fatty Shmorg

When you take your pants off and rip ass in a dude’s mouth then you start smooching with the boys to transfer the stench.

I just ripped the Fatty Shmorg at my friends house.

by Chimp Slayer September 16, 2020

Smoggies

A word used to describe the kind, gentle and successful people of Teesside. Originating from the smog which surrounds the area and comes from ICI. Smoggies can often be found having a few quiet drinks with friends, nattering about key issues effecting the business at a global level and also being fanatical over the most succesful club in the North East - Middlesbrough. Not to be confused with Gerodies & Mackems who, if mythology is to be believed, descended from a race of rats.

Random: Now lads, you lot fuckin Mackems you?
Smoggies: Nor!
Random: Or right you lot fuckin Geordies then?
Smoggies: Err Norr! We're fuckin Smoggies ya mad cunt.

by Steel Workers Son July 8, 2011