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by TimSam October 3, 2009
Get the Snedgie mug.Jessica: "Hey Shaun your cat is so hairy!"
Shaun: "Yeah, hes a big fan of having the Greer Smeed grow out"
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by greersmeed October 6, 2009
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God, what's that smell? What have you guys been doing?
Person B:
We were just woking smeed.
God, what's that smell? What have you guys been doing?
Person B:
We were just woking smeed.
by desuforeverlulz August 20, 2011
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that snedge has just gone on his fourth snedgin' holiday this year, last time he brought back what looked like a new personality but it turned out to be a nasty little disease. snedgetastic!
by captainsnedgepants January 1, 2004
Get the snedge mug.Smedding is an activity commonly practiced in much of Eastern Europe and also within the Estonian community in Colchester, England.
The practice itself has no known origin and invlolves the insertion of items (commonly a finger) into a male's anus whilst fellatio is being perfomed to enable the "smedee" to reach climax when it may not naturally happen.
The term Smedding was first coined by the erotic novelist Donatien Alphonse François de Sade (the Marquis De Sade) in his first novel Justine (Les Infortunes de la Vertu), first published in 1791.
The main character Justine is seen to be performing fellatio on another main character Mikael Smedkovic who asks the young maiden to insert an un-named root vegetable (commonly believed to be a carrot) into his anus to enable him to climax after consuming a large amount of Absinthe.
The practice itself has no known origin and invlolves the insertion of items (commonly a finger) into a male's anus whilst fellatio is being perfomed to enable the "smedee" to reach climax when it may not naturally happen.
The term Smedding was first coined by the erotic novelist Donatien Alphonse François de Sade (the Marquis De Sade) in his first novel Justine (Les Infortunes de la Vertu), first published in 1791.
The main character Justine is seen to be performing fellatio on another main character Mikael Smedkovic who asks the young maiden to insert an un-named root vegetable (commonly believed to be a carrot) into his anus to enable him to climax after consuming a large amount of Absinthe.
Last night I was that pissed I had to get my missus to 'Smed' me using her finger, just so I could cum!
I was having a pissed up wank last night and fell asleep as it was taking so long, I wish I had 'Smed' myself.
It only takes me a few minutes to cum while I am 'Smedding' myself.
I was having a pissed up wank last night and fell asleep as it was taking so long, I wish I had 'Smed' myself.
It only takes me a few minutes to cum while I am 'Smedding' myself.
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