shlep

noun.

A person who is incapable of performing even the most basic of tasks.

"Don't ask Joe for directions. He is a total shlep and will fuck it all to hell."

by kevin December 16, 2003

smeeps

Highly seducing woman

Yo, I was hanging out with a real smeeps last night!

by covergirl9er9er March 3, 2009

shlept

to drag your lazy ass someplace you don't want to go or shouldn't have to go or is a pain in the ass to go to.

I shlept all the way downtown to see you and you weren't there.

by krace July 23, 2004

slepping

From the Dutch word "Sleepen", meaning to drag. Used when one has to physically move lots of things from one place to another.

We have been "slepping" all day to move Anna into her apartment. We "slept" all day to get her moved.
We "slepped' Anna last week to her new apartment

by Dirkie May 26, 2008

george slept with izzie

Referencing well-known medical drama 'Grey's Anatomy,' GSWI is the sudden onset of remembering events, usually regrettable, that occured previously while heavily intoxicated, just as the late George O'Malley remembered his adulterous sex with Isobel Stevens.

"Oh no, last thursday night! George slept with Izzie."
"Ohh no, what did you do? ..."

by afewtoomany. October 23, 2009

Splepel

Something you're always missing on the right moment.
Dutch for 'soup-ladle'

1) "The soup is ready, but I'm without a Splepel"

2) "This art piece is missing a Splepel"

3) "What this game needs is a Splepel!"

4) "Ahhh I hate movies without a Splepel"

5) Person 1 "Yo G got a Splepel for me?"

Person 2 "No homie, I go without Splepel!"

by Someone without a Splepel April 1, 2011

Shlepp

A person who appears generous, but counts the costs of everything and complains about what they chose to give. Usually, also blind to anything others do for them because they are so focused on the cost of everything they do.

The nerve of that shlepp complaining about me drinking the beer and saying I don't do anything for them. I sweat and cleaned and purchased the supplies to fix up the house as well as did it. What a shlepp, over a beer!

by DevonDextra May 8, 2014