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smash pissers

to smash pissers means to have sex.
by i love boobs February 6, 2007
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would smash

When, given the perfect situation in which no one would know and there would be no negative repercussions whatsoever, you would have sex with a given person.
Guy 1: Dude, this girl's so hot.
Guy 2: Yeah, would smash.
by Shaunce March 21, 2014
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Smash Cut

The term used when Carter is telling (making up) a story and realizes he doesn’t know how to get from ‘Let me tell ya something’ to ‘then we woke up on the beach with 400 native girls and an empty tube of salve...’
Carter: Oh, I can’t believe what just happened to me! I went for a walk down the beach and saw one the Topsail Ten... SMASH CUT - next thing I know I’m married and working as a fish monger!
by Greybeardo August 13, 2019
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Smash or pass

Smash or pass is a game where "smash" stands for "yes, I would sleep with them, have sex, if I had I chance" and "pass" is for "no, I rather not sleep with then, have sex if I had a chance". It is often used as an comment, especially smash when someone hot walks by
"Tina? Smash or pass"
"SMASSHH, dude, did you see how hot is she"
by aleksaizdaleka June 2, 2020
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Sesh gremlin

Someone who goes hard on the sesh every week and can down vodka like it’s water while everyone’s passed out the sesh gremlins still going at full speed with a Drv in one hand and a box full of pills in the other sometimes a sesh gremlin can become blackout drunk other times they are perfectly fine. Sesh gremlins are not bothered about alchopops like lambrinin and kopparbergs these people would be known as jr seshlings
Jessica : “aughh I feel sick and I’ve only had a bottle of lambrini
Samantha:”jesiccaaa you’re such a jr seshling look at Emily she’s had 3 bottles of vodka and she’s still going what a sesh gremlin”
by Seshmaster666 October 8, 2018
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smash the guitar

To masturbate vigorously, as if romancing one's beloved guitar. Common among musicians and college freshmen.
Bro: "Man, some nights I love to just lie in bed and smash the guitar."

Everyone Else: "Ewwww." (Alternate response: "We knew, we can hear you!")
by rock out with yo cock out March 24, 2014
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Super Smash Bros

Fuck fortnite. Super Smash Bros is a real man's game.
by Kramerkape October 5, 2018
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