smark

A wrestling fan who realizes that wrestling is scripted, but still watches it and enjoys it. A smark uses "insider" terms like push, bury, kayfabe, heel, job, etc. , and usually acts in an arrogant manner towards other fans. To be a true smark, you must:

- Hate John Cena wholeheartedly and constantly wine about he only has 5 moves and has a stale character
- Support CM Punk, Dolph Ziggler, and Daniel Bryan, and claim that they deserve better, even when they are champion
- Constantly yell out annoying phrases at WWE shows like "Believe in the Shield!"
- Live in either NYC, Chicago, Philly, Toronto, or London
- Insist on chanting "JBL" even when there is an interesting match going on
- Constantly post spoilers on websites, and then complain when somebody else spoils something for you

All in all, they're just enthusiastic fans who want a better product

Joe- Mark
Carl- Smark

Example 1:

Joe: "Hey, Carl, did you see that impressive Attitude Adjustment John Cena just hit on Mark Henry? He's never done that before! I love John Cena, he's the best! He always overcomes the odds!!!"

Carl: ".... Are you an idiot?"

Example 2:

Joe: "I think Shemaus, Cena, and Big Show are great!"

Carl: "Screw you. Go Punk, Ziggler, and Bryan! They should be pushed!"

by Bob The Guy September 27, 2013

Sparky's skoal slide

When sparky hides his monstrous wad of chew in his drunk girlfriends stinky fanooter

Whoa! Did you hear about that Sparky's skoal slide? He dumped off that whole lipper of chaw in that snatch.

by Tee unit November 20, 2010

smarty pants

someone who displays intelligence in an annoying way

Amy: Oh no. Here comes Mark, Mr. Smarty pants.
Becky: I’ll bet he’s going to tell us about how to fix my car.
Amy: I’m sure you’re right. He’s always shooting his mouth off about all the things he can do.

by shracaneits January 16, 2009

smerky

an abbreviation for small + perky (referring to breasts)

She's smerky.

by dakara930 September 12, 2009

Smartypooper

A person who is a know-it-all
Derived from partypooper

"Don't use my smartypooper lingo against me!"

by Neema Nanna February 9, 2009

Smarketing

Brilliant Marketing ploys. Often using subtle and/or innovative ways to sell a product.

Dude, that shitty crunk-core band is selling lines of coke in the spine of their cds cases, now that's smarketing.

by geizo94 December 17, 2009

Smarkle

(noun) 1: An execrable person who attempts to gain success by spreading lies, hate, and rumors directed at another but is a failure
2: person who attempts to stealthe spotlight but fails
3: Leader of Megxit
4: A failure, liar
5: Professional grifter
(adj) 1: A hateful person at the center of Megxit
2: wrongly vainglorious person

Can you believe Bey’s father trying to cash in on her? What a Smarkle.
Dang, can you believe that Smarkle junk dealer claimed he was selling antiques?

Samantha Markle is attacking her relatives again, how Smarkle can a person be?

by AuntyQ April 30, 2019