smoothy

I just got done shavin' my dong so that I could give my gf a smoothy tonight.
by pepsimax11 May 11, 2009
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Smoothie

Its a drink made up of the semen of 3 young chads.
Moe: Hey! Did you hear about the drink Jack, Mike and Adam made?

Sophia: No, what is it?

Moe: It's a smoothie!
by Duck master 67 September 17, 2021
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Smoothied

Anytime when you beat your opponent in the Madden football game by a score of 21 - 0. As soon as the score reaches 21 - 0, the game is officially over because your opponenet has littler or no chance of ever winning.
Player 1: "Man, you play like you have two left thumbs. I just smoothied you three games straight. If I keep beating you, I am going to force you to retire those crummy Bengals. "

Player 2: "I am going to bet you next game. I have the Eye of the Tiger now."
by Buckifan 33 April 19, 2010
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smoothy

When a persons genitilia is neither penis or vagina, just smooth skin. Probably no hair either. Otherwise known as a eunich.
Dude, did you see that guy? He had such a smoothy, man Marty isn't gonna believe this!
by stank mofo nutz July 25, 2003
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Smoothie

When, at least, two guys (or more) jerk off into a cup and mix it around.
"Haha, Jake, Nick, and Alex all jerked it into a cup and made a smoothie!" - Nick
"Pics or it didn't happen." -Joe
"HAHA, We gave it to Jenny and we told her it was just her boyfriends jizz and she drank it!" - Nick
"OH GOD, Holy shit!" - Joe
by My Pseudo-pseudonym July 23, 2014
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smoothie

A casual dresser,someone who wears casual clothes.Was in use more in the 70s 80s.
They drove ford cortinas or capris,and lived a straight life.
Look at that tosser kevin,he's such a smoothie.
by mugwump November 16, 2004
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smoothie

1. A fruit drink with yogurt/ice cream. AKA Jamba Juice
2. A dude well versed in the art of pussy seduction
girl: My bf got me a purple beanie baby! i love the color purple.
dude: hes a smoothie.
by harry-san 1 March 03, 2008
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