Slumber Dick

When a man has consensual sex with his woman whilst still being asleep.
Jane was pleasantly awakened by Mike giving her his slumber dick.
by Jibbity Jub-Jub April 9, 2015
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slumber nut

Equivalent to a wet dream, however you are in a more deep state of mind. The action of nutting in “no nut November”.
Last night I had the biggest slumber nut of my life.nut wet dream
by SHR1M November 14, 2017
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dutch slumber

A very long sleep, induced by imbibing Dutch liquor, which has been known to last for months, years or even decades. It often follows encounters with bands of mysterious Dutchmen in the Castkill Mountains of southern New York state.

Modern scholars agree that, historically, Dutch slumber has mostly been used for innocent purposes - e.g., as a prerequisite to the Dutch Rudder maneuver or general tickle mischief - and is not intended to cause harm to the slumberer.
Upon waking from his dutch slumber, Rip Wan Winkle found that he had missed the American Revolution.

I thought Lars was offering me his liquor as a toast to our friendship, until I noticed the immediate drowsiness; I woke up 6 weeks later from a dutch slumber, surrounded by empty bottles and feather ticklers.
by spagett November 1, 2021
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Virgin Slumber

A sad kind of slumber when a non virgin goes to bed but wakes up alone feeling like a virgin.
Hey Beth, how was your virgin slumber last night?
by dongard November 17, 2019
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Slumbering Haku

A grotesque sex act that involves one who wears a mask. The mask-wearer ejaculates all over himself and calls it a day. Usually occurs in front of other people and/or right before bedtime.
Haku whacks it and unloads all over his feet. This is a Slumbering Haku.
by Neglect September 23, 2010
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Slumbering turtle

A poop that hasn't or won't come out, before it becomes a turtle head.
Keep your fingers out of the booty, there might be a slumbering turtle! #Kanye
by El Guapo Muchacho September 25, 2016
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Slumber Wookie

When you shave your pubes and assault a sleeping person by placing them all over said persons face.
Dave got totally slumber wookied lastnight.
by Pannus E Rectus October 16, 2010
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