slowzer

Mika uses this term in his song "Lollipop" on the album Life in Cartoon Motion. I don't know what it means exactly, but i imagine it has a bad connotation.

"I went walking with my momma one day
When she warned me what people say
Live your life until love is found
'Cos loves gonna get you down.
Take a look at the girl next door
She's a player and a downright bore
She's a slowzer, she wants more
Oh,bad girls get you down."

by Jully April 18, 2007

slowbert

One who is of the sloth nature: slow in any way, shape or form.

You're fucking late, slowbert!
You just now got the pun for cum? Hahaha slowbert...
You're such a slowbert in bed.

by A_Lil_Random February 8, 2005

slowvertaking

The incredibly frustrating habit of older drives to occupy the overtaking lane on the road while going at a speed way below the limit; thus making the road effectively single-laned.

Jim was late for work because he got stuck behind a slowvertaking nun in the outside lane.

by hargo October 7, 2009

Slowbering

The painful act of sobering up at work after a night of raunchy debauchery.

"Hey Austin, ready for work?"

"Suck it Margaret, I'm slowbering up."

*insert uppercut*

by Austin Hake June 30, 2008

Slovertake

Overtaking another vehicle on the freeway at a speed barely fast enough to complete the maneuver. Usually occurs while on cruise control, a slovertake may take many seconds to complete.

Particularly relevant if your journey begins, ends or is via San Luis Obispo (SLO), Calif.

Driver: Gonna pull off at the next exit to get Gas. Just going to Slovertake this Big Rig.

Passenger: Cool.

by slo101 January 19, 2010

slower than a tax rebate

In Ireland - a term used to describe or to ridicule a useless person/apprentice on a building site.
(As suggested, a tax rebate takes some time in Ireland)

"Hurry the fuck up and mix up that mortar, you're slower than a tax rebate!"

by Mark28392 September 4, 2012

slower than a sack of shit moving down the runway

Literally, slower than a sack of shit moving down the runway.

Why the fuck is my computer slower than a sack of shit moving down the runway!?

by DancingWolfs December 12, 2013