slothed

To be incredibly high and retarted you dont function normally.

I was so slothed last night i dont remember anything.

by SteveGez September 24, 2006

Dick Slosher

Any person, generally a female, who performs oral sex on a male and then sloshes the resulting sticky substance around the inside of their cheeks. After about 3 minutes of sloshing, the Dick Slosher has the option to either swallow or spit. If the jizz is spit out, the male is obligated to send the Dick Slosher back to the kitchen to make a bologna sandwich.

Bro 1: Yo dawg I heard you found a Dick Slosher on the corner of Packer Ave and Broad St.

Bro 2: Yeah dude. It kinda sucks though because she never swallows my secretion fluid, and now I don't know what to do with all these bologna sandwiches.

by kellisgay17 January 24, 2011

slooshed

to get really drunk

"man, i'm slooshed"

by jilldo December 27, 2003

sloshder

more sloshed. simply. drunker.
it's just a lot more fun to say than 'more sloshed'

"i got sloshder and sloshder through the night"

"i got sloshder than i ever thought possible"

"you were sloshder than i was!"

by pixie debauchee November 13, 2007

Sloosheded

the state of being so intoxicate that you are non functional, completely useless, or in other words a big paper weight.

Dude im so sloosheded, i ain't moving son.

by Dean and Max February 13, 2009

Slorshed

The state of being intoxicated, in any form, and becoming sloppy and clumsy because of it.

Dude I had so many beers, I'm slorshed!

by Bryfry November 25, 2017

slother, slothed, slothing

slother: (n) a stoner with a reputation for exhibiting sloth like behavior when under the influence.

sloth, slothing, slothed: (v) when a stoner can't get off the couch or falls alseep while high

slother, slothed, slothing

That guy is such a slother, because he can never get off the

couch when he smokes.

Don't soth all day on my couch, if we smoke.

I just woke up after slothing all afternoon.

She's not getting up for awhile, as she's hella slothed.

by demandrew August 3, 2011