Snorking

The act of strapping a dildo to the cranium (i.e the top of te head) and then running head first towards your partner (male or female) and the dildo penetrating and pleasuring them.

Adam: I heard you liked snorking?
Jamie: Yeah, I totally snorked your sister AND your mum last night.

by Lewbo October 27, 2011

Slerking

The slow motion of Twerking

The club started playing slow jams so me and my girls had to start slerking

by dbreezy June 25, 2014

Sloring Around

When you sleep around with various men. And some how have many kids with one dude, typically more than 20.
Basically your classic Kate. She's a slutty whore.

Friend 1: Kate's sleeping around and not thinking of her 23 kids.
Friend 2: Yeah! She's sloring around!

by Dis Fungus May 8, 2016

Sporking

The act of fucking while spooning

damn girl you and mark were sporking last night

by breiack October 8, 2020

Storking

A combination of stunning and fucking awful. Usually used to refer to something aesthetic/an object.

That bikini is absolutely storking.

by Barbara_Bangkok May 13, 2022

Sporking

Spooning with a raging boner.

I didn't realize that Russel and I were sporking until I felt a little something from behind.

by jayquanderulo June 7, 2015

sporking

Much like spooning your partner in bed-but with two fingers in the crapper

Does your girlfriend like spooning? No she likes sporking

by toadvine August 25, 2013