Shapester

An out of shape individual. One who does not exercise and their physical appearance is indicative of their sedentary lifestyle and poor dietary regimen. Pejorative. Term originated in New York City metro area.

Person 1: "Ah man, that's a fucking shapester."
Person 2: "Yeh, there is no good reason that she should be dressed like that."

by Ljer37 May 26, 2008

slamester

a man or woman or thing that buys clothing at Costco, or other large warehouse chains.

costco warehouse sketchy clothing slamester

by UsedRomance17 February 9, 2010

stogester

A cigarette. Another, more masculine, word for stogey or stoggie.

"You have a stogester I can bum?" "Sure I just bought a pack of Marlboro Reds."

by Macphersom April 19, 2010

Slootster

The one who accompanies the master sloot in her slooty endeavours, and must obey the master sloot's every command - sexual and otherwise.

"Slootster, bring me more skinless grapes! Feed them to me in a sexual manner."

"I corrupted my slootster like 50 shades of grey."

by rykabyka March 8, 2013

slouster

to kiss in a slobbery way.

I kissed her in a slobbery way, it was a slouster.

by Creamcookie;) April 26, 2014

sleepsterbating

The act of masturbating from the minute you wake up just to fall back to sleep once again

Guy 1: why hasn't ethan woken up yet? It's noon
Guy 2: dude you know he's sleepsterbating, he's going to out for a while

by FrostbiteXP November 30, 2015

slumester

The last few weeks in the semester when you're slummin' it so hard and the only thing you can afford is bagels and $5 boxed wine which you will save to get you through all those shitty finals.

Connie: How's your slumester going?

Pam: Last week I ran out of laundry detergent so I used body wash and the only thing I have in the ref ridge is Kraft singles. Thanks for asking Connie!

Connie: Good Shit, Pam!

by College Girl Shit November 28, 2016