Bukkake Slingshot

Take a used condom, put it between two fingers, pull back with the opposite hand stretching the condom in the loaded position, aim, finally let that mutha fucka fly.

Ricky was on some dumb shit today so I got 'em upside the face with a bukkake slingshot. Dumb son of a bitch.

by BrownJ March 10, 2017

longshotting

(verb)

1: Someone succeeding, despite all probable odds. Showing an impressive display of skill. Synonymous with "balling." (References the 1985 Marvel Comics character, Longshot, who briefly joined The Uncanny X-men)

Samuel was longshotting last night when he beat an entire team of prestige players all by himself in Call of Duty: Modern Warfare.

Junot Diaz was longshotting in 2008 when he won the Pulitzer Prize in Fiction.

by greyghost1779 July 26, 2011

Guatemalan Slingshot

A maneuver done during sexual intercourse, usually after orgasm. The male anally penetrates the female in a doggy style or bent over fashion, then pulls out his penis, taps his partner on the shoulder to get her to turn around, and then pulls his erection back and lets go, flicking onto the face of his partner a combination of pheses, semen, and whatever other miscellanious fluids, solids, gasses, or occasionally plasmas may be present on the penis at that time.

"So I heard Robby was taking it in the ass from his owner last night!"

"That's not all, when Sam was done with him she hit him with a Guatemalan Slingshot!"

"Well, you know... it's gotta end with you looking like a bitch."

by BrazillianButtFartFetish November 3, 2008

Slingshot Effect

When a driver is released from or breaks through a traffic obstruction and accelerates excessively as if to make up for lost mileage. As the driver is restrained by some traffic obstruction, tension builds. When the obstruction is removed, the driver "slingshots" forward, releasing the tension.

Frankie was unfortunate to get caught behind a bunch of blue hairs when church let out. When he finally got to his turn-off, he experienced the slingshot effect and drove like he was in NASCAR the rest of the way home.

by beer snob May 11, 2007

Turkish Slingshot

Is the act of conducting a chinese padlock, placing one's penis in one's own arse, subsequently developing an erection. This in turn causes the penis to slingshot out, releasing fecal matter.

John was so well hung that has was able to fuck himself in the arse and do a turkish slingshot.

by slingshotter June 29, 2011

sacremento slingshot

when a girl is blowing u and she yanks down on ur balls and they sling up

when zoe was blowing tyler and she grabbed his balls and yanked down thus making them spring back up, hitting him in the face rendering him defensless and giving him a black eye this is called a sacremento slingshot.

by turd burgeler April 7, 2008

Turkish Slingshot

The act of ejaculating into a condom then removing the condom while holding the resovior end with thumb and pointer finger and open end with opposite hand. Next you would shoot said condom contents into your partner's face.

Jim was pissed his girlfriend made him wear a condom, so he gave her the ole Turkish Slingshot.

by teebag nutz inmouth July 3, 2010