Sludge Kid

A “Sludge Kid” is a term generally used to describe a fairly indecent human being, typically being male. Factors typically include a guppy face with a stern fat-to-muscle radium of 64%. Sharing many similarities with the infamous boo-boo kid, sludge kids have a lethal toxicity, a result from all of the sunnyd they ingest. Studies suggest that there are approximately 2.5 billion sludge kids today, and rising with a staggering rate.

sludge kid wake up; you’re up to bat!

by JuciGmon July 5, 2019

Pendulum-Sledgehammer

The sex move named when an old man with saggy nuts, fucks another doggy-style. During the while his nuts swing up between the other's legs and hit them in the jaw, knocking them out cold.

Doctor: I'm not sure how to explain this, but your grandmother passed away. She couldn't return from the coma she was in after your grandfather hit her with his Pendulum-Sledgehammer.

by Fierce Hans May 5, 2014

Sludge Knock

To catapult one's anus (i.e. the sludge factory) with a giant wang ... of sorts. When done correctly, all the sludge should be knocked out.

Father Big Boy, please don't sludge knock our wife.

by Robert Pepper FARTS November 27, 2010

snodgepocker

snodgepocker (snodj pock er) NOUN. An annoying but endearing creature. Or is it endearing but annoying? Either way, you want to smack them, but can't because they are too Goddamned cute.

Like the cutest, fluffiest little kitten who keeps climbing up your legs and back with his needle-sharp claws to sit on your shoulder and purr.

Her- "How did he get stuck inside the piano?"
Him- "How? He's a hedgehog, that's what they do, look for dark places to curl up and sleep. And take a crap."
Her- "HE CRAPPED INSIDE MY PIANO!?"

(He pulls him out of the piano).

Him- "Sorry about that. Yeah, in't he a cute little snodgepocker?"
Her- "Ohhh... look at that little nosie!"
Him- "So... should we keep him, or call the Humane Society?"
Her- "He's making little piggy noises! We can't just give him away!"
Him- "So, what do you want to name him?"
Her- "Fluffy. Either Fluffy, or Shithead."
Him- "Welcome to the family, Shithead."
Her- "Can I hold him?"
Him- "Get your own damn hedgehog."

(she stands, staring.)

Him- "Shouldn't you be cleaning the shit out of your piano?"
Her- "I changed my mind about his name. I think he's more of a Fluffy."
Him- "Fluffy it is. Welcome to the family, Fluffy."
Her- "From now on, YOU'RE the one I'm calling Shithead."
Him- "There you go, sweet talkin' me again."
Her- "Just hand over the goddam hedgehog, Shithead."
Him- "OK. Here. Careful."

(He puts the hedgehog in her hands).

Her- "OW! Ow! What the fuck?! I am bleeding! You little fucker!"
Him- "The spines are sharp."
Her- "Ja think!?"
Him- "I told you to be careful."
Her- "He's grunting! What does that mean?"
Him- "It means he's hungry. I'll get him some food."
Her- "Oh, no you're not. I'M getting Fluffy's food. Aren't I , Fluffy? Fluffy says yes."
Him- "I'm coming along."
Her- "No, Fluffy says that Mr. Shithead should stay here to clean Fluffy's crap out of my piano. Doesn't he? Yesss he does."
Him- (grumbling) "Fucking hedgehog always takes her side."

by Maxhole June 23, 2009

rave sludge

n. The combination of sweat, dirt, and other bodily fluids that coats everyone and everything at a rave

I was covered in so much rave sludge that I had to throw my clothes in the garbage.

by -syn- March 28, 2007

stodge

Something sort of heavy and thick in the way of food, often devoid of any real nutritional content. Used often in Britain (for obvious reasons).

Bloke 1: "I say, Wallace, one can receive a free Pudsey Bear from the offer on the back of this ReddiBrek oatmeal box."
Bloke 2: "ReddiBrek tastes like sawdust; I'm not eating that stodge."

by pyrex_fish April 17, 2006

Sledge

Rainbow Six Siege Operator-Attacker that has a sledgehammer as a special ability. Can break baracades and deal damage.

I main Sledge when I play cuz he can yeet kids out of the lobby.
Yeah man he's great!

by InvisibleNukes October 14, 2020