Dewy Slit

When a female has a lot of moisture in and around her vagina like a moss covered log in October.

Recently divorced Krista drove to Quebec so she could have her dewy slit fingered nicely by ice skater Brody.

by seanalfred January 21, 2021

Pulling a Saity

When an individual makes plans and promises with people but fails to follow through with them, using phrases like 'problem is mate' and 'i'd love to but', to get out of tight situations.

You: Hey man, where's Dave? He'd said he would deffinatley come.

John: Nah mate, he said he can't make it anymore because he's already made plans.

You: But dude, we planned this weeks ago. Fuck sake he's always pulling a Saity!

by El Scrotum May 25, 2010

fettuccine-sized slit

The holy grail of labial proportion. One that has been cooked al dente that makes you want to jump in head first and eat until you're satisfied. Its proportions follow the natural patterns of the Fibonacci Sequence.

Michelangelo was regaling his tale when he was graced in the presence of the holy grail of vaginal slits; it was the fettuccine-sized slit of April O'Neil. When asked by Leonardo if it was prepared to ephemeral perfection, Michelangelo simply replied, "Al dente."

by zeezer43 June 19, 2021

shity

How uneducated people spell shitty. So actually really shitty spelling.

I'm a dumass and I'm a shity spellar.

by bobphrapples January 22, 2009

slit hole

The small hole at the end of a penis. It comes in various sizes. This is where urine and jizz missiles fly out of.

My mom slid a credit card through my slit hole.

by Mohammed Mohammed May 28, 2007

slimy bastard

A sneaky assh0le that'll do anything for his own benefits while covering up his tracks and showing that ingenuine smile of brightness

I can't believe that Jake is a slimy bastard! I was sure he was a genuinely nice guy. The dude groped my dog's balls while I was watching him and made an excuse saying that he's totally straight and that he did it because the dog's balls looked like they were itching.

by Coolestk1dontheblock August 19, 2016

slit

1- the vagina
see also: gash
2- a woman (derrogatory)

see also: gash

I fucked that hot slit last night.

by Dan Wade February 6, 2003