Sextellectual

A phenomenon in which a dumbass guy uses random 'bouts and bits of knowledge to try and get dat poosay/impress girls. Most likely has no idea in hell what they're talking about, yet the "nerds" who do, get no recognition from the opposite sex whatsoever.

Jilted as fuck, bro.

Jock: "Shall I compare thee to a summer's day? Thou art more lovely and more temperate."

Clueless Girl: "OH MY GOD!11 UR SO SENSITIVE, TAEK ME NAO"

Jock: "Score!"

On-looking Nerd: "Shit, man. What a sextellectual...."

by testesonetwo November 28, 2009

Sexting

it isn’t sex it’s the next best thing; talking dirty like ancient Egyptians

“Dude I heard he was sexting with Marisa last night”

by codfihs August 29, 2021

Sextatious

The highest rank of sexy possible.

Wow, That girl is sextatious!

by boomboomboom41409 May 15, 2009

Sexterior

A hot body/sexy exterior. Totally superficial

She told me she never made the first move before me. I legit bring it out of people. DAMN this sexterior

by as1776 January 22, 2015

sextacy

taking extacy with viagra (not the greatest idea ever either)

Man, I took some sextacy last night and it was some crazy shit!

by Rita August 5, 2004

sext message

a type of picture message recieved on a cell phone. in most cases, a male trys to persuade a certain female to send a picture of her bust. which in fact takes quite alot of time and patience on the males part because the female questions her morals and boundaries before finally sending the sext message.

jane - i dont know if i should do this :/

joe - aww cmon i wont show anyone

jane - oh okay ;)
_______

joe - dude, check out this pic of jane i got on my phone

paul - aww shit dude thats the best sext message ive ever seen

by T to the D to the C February 21, 2009

Safe Sexting

The practise of leaving one's face or other distinguishing features out of a sext, in order to ensure deniability should the picture fall into the wrong hands.

My boyfriend's phone got stolen by somebody in the school after we sexted. I'm not worried though. I practise safe sexting.

by Blakeyboy93 April 6, 2011