the snapstick

where a woman sits on a man's penis and attempts to break it off by pivoting forward with her vagina.

Guy 1: Dude my girlfriend snapsticked me yesterday my crotch
Guy 2: Mine pulled that shit off last week too! It hurts like crazy.
Guy 1: Yeah, I'm never going to do the snapstick again.

by Bigger Smoke November 21, 2019

slapdick

A slapdick is a person who acts in a goofy manner, a clown-like way, or jokes around a lot, no matter the situation, person or place. This person isn’t to be taken seriously or else you will become angered or triggered by this individual. Slapdicks are also known to act like idiots, whether or not this is on purpose depends on person to person. If slapdickery is taken too far, not only can a person’s feelings get hurt, but a person can get physically hurt or even injured.

*sports team proceeds to drop kick and teabag each other over a bag of donuts and someone gets seriously hurt

The Coach: See, this is what happens when you act like a bunch of slapdicks!!!

by The Black 🌚 December 24, 2020

Slapdick

A word that an old white drunk guy calls someone to get their attention. The guy is usually the village idiot and has a scrap pile in his backyard.

Heyy Slapdick how about you come over here and drink a beer?

by TheSauce01 December 25, 2013

slap stick

when a man is about to jizz and the girl is un aware of it and he hits her in the mouth with it. basicly she uses it like "chapstick"

hey babe, would you like some....SLAP STICK!!?

by sir slapsalot January 30, 2010

Slapdick-Fuzzyplums

Combining the worst attributes of a slapdick and a fuzzy-plums into one gigantic fuck up.

Guy 1: "Man that slapdick Josh really threw us under the bus when he went bragging to the wives about our recent trip to Vegas."

Guy 2: "Yeah, old fuzzy-plums really hosed us this time."

Guy 3: "Slapdick-Fuzzyplums fucked up BIG!!!"

by WhiteFish February 8, 2014

slapdick

Someone who is equal parts dunce and douche-bag.

Someone who has nothing to offer.

I can't believe that slapdick George Bush was a two-term president.

Unless they thought I was a total slapdick, I should get the job.

by AmandaHugankiss April 24, 2010

slapdick

an idiot, dumbass... someone who would rather slap their own dick, rather than give a fuck about you need them for

" Yeah, it's a good company, but there web designer must be a slapdick... site sucks! "

by XePhA88 July 30, 2003