duchess slant

The most uncomfortable sitting position known to man. Female members of the British Royal Family, such as Princess Diana or Kate Middleton, tend to use to protect their modesty, while the male members are allowed to sit anyway they choose. It involves sitting with the knees and ankles tightly bound and slanted to one side. Not as preferable to the Cambridge cross, which involves crossing your ankles. One can only wonder how Kate Middleton keeps up that smile in public.

Bob: We’re going to a party today, sweetie. You should use the duchess slant when you sit.

Kate: I’d rather die.

by Abba Palindrome June 15, 2018

Pulling a slant

1. Getting so angry that you completely shut yourself off from all outside communication. 2. Getting so mad, you delete/ban all of your friends involved from the internets.

I was trying to argue logic with Jacob, but in the end, he just ended up pulling a slant.

by Topsy Kritt November 16, 2010

R40 Slant

This is the best post-war subway car ever built in the motherfucking world.

Massive ass front window, cold A/C, fast doors, and as fast as hell.

The ENTIRE MTA management deserves to be hung from their ballsacks for retiring this brilliant piece of railcar engineering and replacing it with a shitty dried out armadillo crap called the R160.

R40 Slant can be used to describe anything awesome beyond any other possible description.

Example 1:

Person 1: "Yo man i had sex with 12 girls last night one after another!"
Person 2: "Damn son I'm jealous that was mad R40 Slant"

Example 2:

Person 1: "Dude I just won 149 Million dollars in the lottery, bought an Audi R8, and the economic crisis ended instantly!"
Person 2: "R40 Slant."

by Somebody You Should Listen To October 24, 2012

Hit Me On the Slant

When the Senor tells you to go out for a pass, you know he's gonna hitcha on the slant.

Strong Bad: Uh, Mister Senor, sir? Can I have my football back?
Senor Cardgage: You bet! How 'bout I hitcha on the slant?

Strong Sad: OHGH! Somebody hit me on the slant!

by Nidht November 19, 2007

slinky slant

An asian person who is skinny and clever that causes trouble just for the enjoyment.

That slinky slant raised the test curb to high for me to pass the test!

by Doctormistersexy January 25, 2011

get your slant on

To "get your slant on" means to get drunk.

"Handles of Smirnoff were on sale for $12.99! Want to come over here and get your slant on with us?"

by Tuff_Luff July 29, 2008

Caught Me On the Slant

When an arrow fired from a bow hits someone at an almost perfect 90 degree angle. See: Hit Me On the Slant

That archer caught me on the slant! I swallowed an arrow!

by chemburn November 19, 2007