Suckcess

When you try to fail, but instead succeed.

Guy 1: "Bro, I tried to convince this girl that she has to respect her body, but she thanked me and gave me some head instead."

Guy 2: "Shit dude, great suckcess."

by Trinity, the Duelist August 12, 2015

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Hibernation Semen Sickness

Related to Kyoto Solo. Hibernation Semen Sickness is what your partner feels and experiences after you have given them a Kyoto Solo. The effects do pass in time.

Dude 1 - "You gave her a Kyoto Solo ?. Man, did she get HSS (Hibernation Semen Sickness) ?"
Dude 2 - "Oh yeah. Her sight came back pretty quicky though."

by Julio Mandell April 19, 2011

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Sickcess • suckcess • sickness • Suckcession • Sicknesslie • Sickness cure • Sickness for the thickness • Sickness of the Mind (SOM) • sickness presenteeism • sickness riseing

Stoning the Sickness

The act of getting so high while sick that the virus in your body also gets stoned that it re-thinks its life and decides to not be a virus anymore and you become cured.

"Bro aren't you sick why are you smoking?"
"Ah dude I'm Stoning the Sickness so it re-thinks its life bro."

by zippyclean June 29, 2021

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Sockcess

When you are successful of bringing back the zest in life between your hand and your penis after bringing the outside help of a sock.

Grai was sockcessful after a long night of waxing the brass candlestick.

by thatonegnome August 10, 2009

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In StarWars its when your in carbon freeze for too long and your all disoriented and you cant see. These symptoms pass with time. In the real world its when you sleep for too long and your all groggy, headachey, and have blurred vision. Also passes w/ time.

Dan: Dude i nodded off for a quick jedi nap and i woke up w/ hybernation sickness.

Bob: Sux

by Darth Bugga January 13, 2009

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It's a sickness

Anything that causes fits of hysteria, overreacting or pontification, that is not caused by an actual physical ailment.

Binky laughed hysterically when the little fat boy dropped his ice cream "It's a sickness."

by Lauri127 December 3, 2005

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suckcess

-a hugely satisfying accomplishment that merits a hugely satisfying blow job.

Roberto: Babe, I got promoted to head photocopier engineer today!

Esmeralda: Holy motherload! What a suckcess! Hmmm..I think you deserve a trip to heaven tonight. See you on the BJ Express!

by Jorgitooo February 18, 2010

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