shwasted

The act of being wasted, only with more swag.

"I was shwasted last night"

by GODofSWAG October 4, 2011

Shwasted

Wasted, but without the negative connotation.

I was shwasted the night I made out with him. That was the appx 6 beers that night.

by SchwamRed07 December 14, 2009

shwasted

The act of getting shit faced wasted

Person 1: Dude did you see jimmy he got Shwasted off jim beam last night.

Person 2:Its funny because it rhyms with oyster.

by ajb and rico October 3, 2011

shwagster

1. Shwagster is a word to describe a person who always talks about smoking weed but doesnt really, to make them selves look cool. 2. A word to describe a person who always has shwagy weed. 3. Just a lame person in general.
Derived from lucas P, Wisconsin

1. The person talks a bunch of shit but hes just a SHWAGSTER. He never smokes.
2. Man i would get weed from steve but hes a SHWAGSTER.
3. Man, that guy is a total loser, hes useless. What a SHWAGSTER.

by Lucas P March 17, 2005

Shasterbait

to masterbait in the shower

as i washed my hair i shasterbaited

by FangedLamb October 22, 2009

shwasted

to be too fucked up to say words correctly

i'm so shwasted, i drank like this much

by meowkittycat July 31, 2012

shwasted

a term originally derived in western Pennsylvania used to describe the act of consuming large quantities of alcohol, followed by begging a friend to drive to Sheetz, a local gas station famous for great late night food.
Contrary to popular belief, the term does not have origin in the combination of "shit-faced" and "wasted".

A shwasted night ain't done without at least three of those Jr. Burgers for 99 cents.

by Dank Deez April 25, 2008