Shwale Ale

A cheap beer thats gives you a horrible hangover and tastes like crappy water. Usually on special in large amounts, such as a "dirty thirty". Derived from shwag weed. Invented by the late David Butler.

waitress: We have Natural Light on special tonight for $2 pitchers

me: Sorry I dont drink shwale ale, I'll take a Labatt please.

by Clown Butler April 11, 2008

Shwanking

To shit and wank at the same time

i'm bored, i'm gunna go shwanking, wanna join?

by KiwiRider March 10, 2010

swalkin'

walking with swag (not to be confused with swalking)

I was just swalkin' by.

by Sir. Beastalot October 12, 2011

Shwarkey

Shwarkey is an adjective that can be used to describe anything that is cool, neat, or swaggy. If someone is shwarkey then they are fun to be around and they have cool and chill personalities. People could also say that's such a shwarkey move implying that what was done was one of the most amazing feats they have witnessed.

Woah man that's such a shwarkey shirt you got on.

by The shwarkey master July 24, 2014

Shwank

When you go for a shit but you have a wank just after or before on the toilet

Went for a lovely shwank there man

by Idefinewords March 22, 2017

Shwaka

Form of put down on hispanic descents whom can act better but do not live upon potential. Lack of Faith or so forth. Faith

She is acting like a Shwaka but is so much better than that.

by DirtyBeannn April 3, 2020

Shwank

Cool
Dope
Awesome
Sick
Sweet
Nice

"Look at that stank shank that looks shwank"
"Look at him, he's soooo shwank"
"Awe that looks shwank as heck man"

by Jack Lotus April 5, 2021