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bum shrapnel

The discharge resulting from Anal Sex.
A Mixture of Seamen and Poo.

Also see Neapoliton Love Slide.
"that bowl of ice cream looks like bum shrapnel"
by KarlosBrum August 26, 2006
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Sugar Shrapnel

The type of sweet/cereal that cuts the roof of your mouth
"I love captain crunch, but it has some serious sugar shrapnel"

"I wouldn't have eaten that many skittles if i knew i was going to get sugar shrapnel"
by MajorConflict82 June 8, 2016
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shrapnel

Stuff that blows your arm off.
Dude, Shrapnel just blew Adam's arm off.
by Elric Haradra January 21, 2008
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Boob Shrapnel

What happens when you shoot Heidi Montag in the boob.
Dude, last night I shot Heidi Montag's boob with my shotgun, it exploded killing 20 and injuring 15 with its boob shrapnel.
by christopherreedtopher April 21, 2010
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Shrapnel Dropkick

The act of farting small bits of poop left over from a long bathroom break all over the face or chest of someone from a point-blank range. This is achieved by first barely wiping one's butt after pooping, then, when one wants to get revenge, puts their butt extremely close to the face or chest of the victim and farts as hard as he or she can.
Dude 1: "Have you heard of the new revenge/fetish meme?"

Dude 2: "No, what is it?"

Dude 1: "It's called the shrapnel dropkick. Look it up on UrbanDictionary."
by Lupo Borracio November 2, 2010
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shrapnel

Shrapnel can come in a good many of forms. One of which is if you are flicking staples at someone, they need to yell "SHRAPNEL!!" and take cover. Another form is people shrapnel which often happens when people jump across seats on a bus and land on you. When this happens you also can yell "SHRAPNEL!!" And the last form of shrapnel is when a grenade blows up and sends scraps of razor sharp metal into your face and or body.But nobody has heard of that last form.
Little Johnny was trying to make it to the classroom door but all of a sudden he got hit with flying staple shrapnel in the spinal chord and he got paralyzed for life.
by littlewing64 April 2, 2009
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