A girl who claims she knows more about cars than guys, even though she totaled 2 cars already. She is too short to go karting, yet she thinks she's cool.
Shortie did her master's in mechanical engineering, yet she can't keep a car running.
Shortie thinks that putting break oil on "Arrogant"'s car will solve the world problems.
Shortie thinks that putting break oil on "Arrogant"'s car will solve the world problems.
by asd007 October 15, 2010
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by Senita Rani-Robinson May 8, 2005
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implied emotional context using pictures, or familiar patterns or diagrams. Text message smiles, design without words that gives meaning to an idea or thought about something.
Shortspeak forces us to confront the seamy side of semiotics, which is the study of nonverbal signs and symbols in semantics and syntactics.(taken from the New York Times Magazine Artical)
Shortspeak forces us to confront the seamy side of semiotics, which is the study of nonverbal signs and symbols in semantics and syntactics.(taken from the New York Times Magazine Artical)
Jim: Jennifer Aniston just hooked up with Marko the messenger from the courier service in her trailer.
Sally: Wow! Celeb action is all to thrilling who else would fuck that loser. Quick I'll text Jacob Markos boyfriend! He just hola'd me. How do I put the news?
Jim: What is the word for the face I am making right now?
Sally: I'll shortspeak him use a crooked smiley face. Hope he dosen't bump into Marko later!
Sally: Wow! Celeb action is all to thrilling who else would fuck that loser. Quick I'll text Jacob Markos boyfriend! He just hola'd me. How do I put the news?
Jim: What is the word for the face I am making right now?
Sally: I'll shortspeak him use a crooked smiley face. Hope he dosen't bump into Marko later!
by dog house May 28, 2008
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"Yo bro where were you last night?"
"Yo I was tired. I bailed"
"Softside"
"Yo can I have one of your beers?"
"Nah"
"Softside"
"You bro can I grab a ride with you guys?"
"Nah man get your own ride you bum"
"Softside"
"Yo I was tired. I bailed"
"Softside"
"Yo can I have one of your beers?"
"Nah"
"Softside"
"You bro can I grab a ride with you guys?"
"Nah man get your own ride you bum"
"Softside"
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Get the shorties mug.A group of little girls that are dumb asf and get bullied at school. They are lesbian and are gay asf. Most of them are hoes. They come from curtis middle school.
by ewcmsshorties December 1, 2019
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Person 1: “the cms shorties are mean”
Person 2: “shut up your just mad cause you don’t have friends like that”
Person 2: “shut up your just mad cause you don’t have friends like that”
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