1. (verb) 3rd person present: shitposts past tense: shitposted past participle: shitposted present participle: shitposting To make numerous social media or forum posts each of which involve a meme. See also: spam
2. (verb) To derail an online chat conversation with something unrelated and/or off-topic.
3. (noun) plural: shitposts Numerous social media or forum posts with a meme involved.
shitposter
(noun) plural: shitposters A social media or forum user who posts no less than 400 unwanted memes daily on social media or forums.
2. (verb) To derail an online chat conversation with something unrelated and/or off-topic.
3. (noun) plural: shitposts Numerous social media or forum posts with a meme involved.
shitposter
(noun) plural: shitposters A social media or forum user who posts no less than 400 unwanted memes daily on social media or forums.
This definition may be considered a shitpost because it was written by someone who sucks at literacy. Why the hell am I writing shitposts when I shouldn't even be writing?
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In baseball, the shortstop is the field position between second and third base. So, in fooling around, shortstop is being masturbated by or masturbating your partner, as that's between feeling up and oral sex.
Margo finally let her boyfriend get to shortstop, but she used way too much lotion and he came on her shirt.
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That little dumbass kid is so annoying posting those shitpost status videos abusing YouTube's algorithm.
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Character 1: “This place looks way too creepy, I think we should just leave”
Character 2: “No way, that would be the Shortest Movie Ever
Character 2: “No way, that would be the Shortest Movie Ever
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An artist wakes up and paints, putting an enormous amount of effort and time into it. When it is complete, the artist puts this out to the public (usually via social media) and receives minimal feedback about it. Possibly 5 likes. The artist then creates a shitpost in under five minutes and posts it, receiving grand critical reception and more than 100,000 likes.
An artist wakes up and paints, putting an enormous amount of effort and time into it. When it is complete, the artist puts this out to the public (usually via social media) and receives minimal feedback about it. Possibly 5 likes. The artist then creates a shitpost in under five minutes and posts it, receiving grand critical reception and more than 100,000 likes.
Artist: "Man, I spent two years on that piece and nobody cares. Then I draw Garfield getting head from George Bush and that's all I'm known for. "
Friend: "Sounds like you've finally encountered The Shitpost Dilemma."
Friend: "Sounds like you've finally encountered The Shitpost Dilemma."
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