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Shomit

To shit and vomit at the same time
After eating Chinese and two Cokes at the Klimax Klub, I had the sudden urge to shomit all over the place.
by Jean-Claude van Damme August 18, 2006
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Shomi and Blow me

It's when you get a blow job while watching Shomi, Netflix's bastard little brother
Hey girl, you should come watch some Shomi and blow me!
by Ray Lockwood June 8, 2016
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Shoelimia

The act of excitedly binge shopping for multiple pairs of shoes (including at least two pair of the same shoes in different colors), then coming down realising you don't like them as much as you thought and can't afford them, then returning them the next day.
I think my ex-girlfriend had Shoelimia.
by Forest Star October 9, 2010
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shmolighan

hey shmolighan
by the.crollasa May 14, 2018
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shotlifting

Like shoplifting, except for social media. Shotlifting is when you take a screenshot of someone's social media post and repost it to your feed rather than reposting their original entry.
That bitch keeps shotlifting posts off my Twitter feed.
by The Scribble Cave July 1, 2020
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Shoblin Goblin

Shoblin Goblins are mythical creatures that prey on the cereal supply in people's houses. It is well known that their favorite meal is corn flakes. Although typically nocturnal, Shoblin Goblins have been known to occasionally camp outside Walmart Supercenters waiting for people to exit with corn flakes in their shopping carts. Their primary form of attack is breaking into homes and rolling up to the foot of a person's bed, before screaming "Gimmie all your corn flakes bitch" and flailing around. If a person makes eye contact with a Shoblin Goblin at night, they enter a form of sleep paralysis and proceed to shit and piss themselves at the same time. To make the situation worse, they have to powerlessly watch as the Shoblin Goblin tears apart their pantries in search of corn flakes. Shoblin Goblins are short in stature, and relatively passive unless corn flakes are involved. Their voices are said to sound like Golem from lord of the rings but more congested. In the event that you are faced with a Shoblin Goblin, it is important to remember to call your resident Shleeble warrior to come kill it.
Did you hear what happened to Demetrius the other day?! He got jumped by a Shoblin Goblin and might not ever eat a box of cornflakes again!
by Cheeble November 21, 2020
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Sholing

A very nice little part of Southampton with a village green, a Tescos and a few other shops. It spreads out quite a bit so it's not always clear where Sholing starts and ends. Sholing is near to Weston, Woolston, Thornhill, Bitterne and Bursledon.
I live in Sholing.
Which part of Sholing?
Near to Tescos.
by sparklyamanda December 30, 2010
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