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you are now in the shombi club, because you looked up what it means. you cannot tell anyone what a shombi is unless they ask you. you cannot tell anyone how to get in the shombi club. shombi has no literal meaning, but you must say it very often now that you are in the club.congratulations
shout out to Eddie K.
Shombi
Lauren: hey colleen
Colleen: omg your such a shombi
by Shombi Flom April 14, 2014
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Shamf

Shit hard as a mother fucker.
Going hard to the paint, balls to the wall. Commonly used as a sports acronym describing someone playing so hard or doing something with reckless abandon for there own well being, they have a high likleyhood of shitting there own pants or getting his intestines blown out of his abs (hernia). This could also be used a verb as in going shamfing on someone's face. Could replace the gay sounding "posterized" in basketball.

Did you see Chris Wideman going shamf all over Anderson Silvas shin bone.
Did you see the Seahawks going shamf on the Broncos.
Dewight Howard just went shamf on Blake Griffin.
Hitler went shamf on the Jews.
Did you see Chris Wideman going shamf all over Anderson Silvas shin bone.
Did you see the Seahawks going shamf on the Broncos.
Dewight Howard just went shamf on Blake Griffin.
Hitler went shamf on the Jews.
by Twatt Waffle Eatery August 17, 2014
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Shomari

n-A person who's skilled in multiple areas, and can kick ass.
Dude, that's guy's a fucking Shomari. I haven't seen those bullies since he "talked" to them.
by The Man of Many Fists July 19, 2011
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shamfoof

when you wash your hair and your butthole gets some of the shampoo in it and later when you fart it smells like shampoo
i was soo nervous when i farted in front of my boyfriend but he just said he liked my perfume...what??i thought he was being sarcastic then i realized it must have been a shamfoof
by CK3388 September 12, 2005
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Shomik

A strong sexy bengali muslim with a lot of mind blowing potential and ambition. He never breaks promises or turns his back.
Keep him girls.
I wish I could marry a shomik
I saw shomik after a long time he looks so good.
by Siddika June 15, 2020
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Shomelette

A type of breakfast made from the bowels of your lover. You fuck your partner up the ass until you get an ass gape big enough to put ingredients in. Once the hole is big enough you crack open an egg and pour the yolk in and add whatever else you like on your Omelette's. Once all the ingredients are in the asshole you resume making love to your partner up the ass. Then when you feel like you have mixed the ingredients well enough you have your partner shit it out onto a frying pan and you fully cook the egg. Eat once all raw meats or eggs are fully cooked. Bon Appetite!
"Dude i was fucking my girlfriend and she asked for a Shomelette!"

"Oh man my ass hurts from that Shomelette last night..."
by Jake Kocaine January 13, 2009
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Shominate

To utterly DESTROY the competition. Combination of SHIT ON and DOMINATE.
The Cincinnati Bengals will SHOMINATE the Pittsburgh Steelers this year.
by Goat Fish September 2, 2009
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