Shnitzels

Another word for "SHIT."
But Stolen From Restaurant Wienerschnitzel.

WHAT THE SHNITZELS?!

by AnonymousLALA May 12, 2009

shnipes

Around more mature audiences, sometimes you just can't say 'shit'. So, shnipes is the alternative.

Parent: "I just burned down the house!"
Kid: "Oh shnipes!"

by JAYJAYMCKAY October 9, 2009

snizel

snizel, weather formation , snow , sleet and freezing rain at the same time.Snizel is common in the southern portions of the country , not cold enough to make real snow but cold enough to coat roads and power lines with copious amounts of ice. It is claimed by the drivers of these areas the snizel is more dangerous to drive on than snow , but the hazard is compounded by the fact that drivers in these areas are also know to be complete retards at driving. It is possible to predict snizel with out seeing the first weather forecast. If you go to the grocery store the shelves will be completely devoid of bread milk and eggs. People who live in snizel prone ares are also known to be highly excitable.Which may be the reason for the higher incidents of vehicle accidents during a snizel event.
The highway safety council has come up with new recommendations for highway safety for snizel events.
1. Remove the battery from your car, and give it to your neighbor.
2. Get out the booze and get knee walking commode hugging drunk.

3 when the hang over is done the roads will be clear of snizel.

The weather forecast is for wintry mix of snizel.

by wizardman42 February 5, 2010

Shnitzels

Temporarily used to cover the "s" word.

Teacher: "Class we have a Pop Quiz today".
Student: " Holy Sh.. Shnitzels"

by In your closet February 26, 2011

Shnice

very awesome, amazing , cool

"Did you hear that I got a new car?" Oh Shnice!

by Cbob123 June 23, 2017

shnizney

A Shnizney is a rare occurrence that happens when your jerking off while walking in public, but you randomly squirt diarrhea in your pants.
Everyone around you glances at you in disbelief.

Guy: *Jerks off and has diarrhea* FUCK I HAD A SHNIZNEY

Le Monke: Uh oh, stupid stinky! Poop! Ahahahahahaha! Poopies, poopies funny!
Alalalalalalalalalala!f

by Fighting_Remnant February 25, 2020

Shmize

When someone smiles with their eyes.

“Your eyes disappear when you smile”
“It’s schmizing stomme trut“
“Shmize?”
“Shannah Eyes”

by nofanks April 29, 2020