shmeckle

a tiny dick see pinny

Bram has got a shmeckle so small its impossible to see

by Harrisson roberts March 18, 2009

Shlock

The parallel universe version of Sherlock, although this one has an incredibly large cock and quite often fucks Watsoon in the mouth.

Shlock stood up and shoved his abnormally large penis into Watsoon's sticky insides.

by moosess hoodseun August 7, 2017

Shmookalukabob

Used in place of throw up, vomit, barf etc.

I just totally shmookalukabobed all over that dude's Jordans!

by Dr.Pepperqueen December 23, 2008

shmocka

Shmocka, also known by shmock, is a very rare creature only found at Wesleyan. You may see him fighting in math class with Drew Shaffer or telling you to “kill yourself”. This is very normal of him to do, and he enjoys to be left alone.

Shmocka, chill out!
Yo, Shmock, what’s the key to getting so many girls!
Bro, I can’t wait for Shmocktober!

by schwin_ November 26, 2018

shmeckledecker

Condom <yiddish>
Comes from combination of shmeckle (penis) and decker (cover)

neva use a lamb-skin shmeckledecker

by Tim and Jace May 13, 2005

Shmokenhagen

A building where two activities take place, smoking Marijuana and Learning/Studying.

I have to go back to Shmokenhagen to finish this paper and blaze a little

by Bob McToker February 5, 2009

Shcocked

A woman or man is 'shcocked' when they see a man's penis for the first or second time and are shocked or surprised or impressed at the length, girth or greatness of the member.

One may be 'shcocked' to the upside or to the downside- at a penises greatness or lameness, however, this word is more typically used in the context of an impressive, rather than disappointing member.

OMG- I saw his dick last night for the first time and was completely SHCOCKED! It was bigger and better than I could have ever possibly imagined!

by Peen Queen September 6, 2013