shlumsack

vinegary smelly balls. like when you wake up in the morning after your morning wood and you go to feel your balls. and pull your hand out and smell it. you think to yourself... what the hell did i dip my balls in? a combination of Indian food wrapped in a baby's used diaper or some sort overly expired vinegar and chlorine? and then you realize no. i forgot to take a shower last month.

dude did you get a wiff of his shlumsack?
yeah that was pretty figity.

omg i just got a huge wiff of someones shlumsack!
how expired was it?
id say atleast a few months.

two girls talking:
and the worst part about it was his smelly shlumsack.
how bad was it?
atleast a few months.

by Big Mac or Mac Attack June 29, 2008

shlumpadinka

1.)a woman who has completely given up on herself; unstylish.

Mom, please don't go to the grocery store dressed like a shlumpadinka.

by M.E. Mangin April 10, 2008

shlumpers

The mixture of a dogs eye tears, stuff that comes out of its nose, and the stuff on his tongue. It can also be a nick name.

Shlumpers got all over me.

by Ł January 18, 2017

Shlumdog

Someone who is poor and below your standards.

Shut up Ethan you shlumdog

by thejet70 July 25, 2019

Shlumbus

A word used to describe something as being one of the greatest

Our king is a Shlumbus

by The Urban Leader February 3, 2021

shlumbus

when she slurp on yo broth til you soup

bro last week stacy gave me SHLUMBUS behind the wendys'

by tonythefather June 7, 2023

Melvin P. Shlump

A false name, used worldwide, given to the police when they cannot identify you.

I lied to the officer, told her my name was Melvin P. Shlump she said I was the third Melvin that week.

by Black History Month November 15, 2020