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shlumsack 

vinegary smelly balls. like when you wake up in the morning after your morning wood and you go to feel your balls. and pull your hand out and smell it. you think to yourself... what the hell did i dip my balls in? a combination of Indian food wrapped in a baby's used diaper or some sort overly expired vinegar and chlorine? and then you realize no. i forgot to take a shower last month.
dude did you get a wiff of his shlumsack?
yeah that was pretty figity.

omg i just got a huge wiff of someones shlumsack!
how expired was it?
id say atleast a few months.

two girls talking:
and the worst part about it was his smelly shlumsack.
how bad was it?
atleast a few months.
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Slumpacker 

1st we had the backpacker. Then along came the flashpacker. And now - the slumpacker. Depicts those individuals who are drawn towards ghetto starred accomadation in order to prolong their miserable journey. May also depict a temporary domicile that is more like a homeless shelter than a hostel -slumpackers.
Be wary of that slumpacker. He is syphoning abandoned drinks off of other peoples tables.
We should all pitch in and get that slumpacker a bath.
Pedro has gone off the rails and is staying at some slumpackers in Saigon.
Slumpacker by Swampybaby February 13, 2019

slutsack 

the largest form of a whore possible, because a sack is bigger than a bag
"Dude, where did u pickup that slutsack?"
"That slutsack has sex with 12 guys last night!"
slutsack by PFWx6 February 4, 2006

slutsack 

The vagina of a woman after years of overuse. One would imagine it has become so saggy and loose it hangs low like a sack.

It may also be used as a direct insult to a noun.
That Janet is such a whore. I bet she's got a massive slutsack.

You are a disgusting slutsack!
slutsack by >>tHe SaRa<< March 5, 2009

slutsack 

see: hoebag
1. A slut of unusual proportions.
2. Kevins Sister
(1) Man that guy is a real slutsack.
(2) Hey, look slutsack is here.
slutsack by Cpt. Murphy December 2, 2004

slutsack 

1.A slut that likes to suck sacks.
2.A sack that has a slut in it.
You are a stupid slutsack.
slutsack by The Turd April 29, 2005

Slutsack 

Bigger insult than 'slut'. Someone who has really been around the block. *wink wink*
The preppy girl at your school is a slutsack.
Slutsack by pixie101808 January 27, 2010
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