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shnargles

The last name of the world famous Johnny Shnargles.
Person 1"Have you heard what Johnny Shnargles just did?

Person 2"No"
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Shargle

When one shits desperately through a loud, powerful, and almost uncontainable amount of fart gasses, almost sounding like one was gargling out their ass.
As I approached the lavatory, I could hear someone shargle away in the stalls. As that point, I just turned around and walked away.
by ManifestShargley October 29, 2019
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Shmongled

Absolutely toasted out of your mind, zonked even. Too baked too even comprehend what you’re doing or keep a thought process, you’re gonna seem pretty tired or just very dazed in this state, pretty chonged up if you will.
Did you smoke yesterday?
Yeah dude I was shmongled at Taco Bell.
by XwasteoidX September 2, 2020
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Sharpled

The act of getting completely wasted from the effects of over pouring alcohol.
Dude, I got completely Sharpled at the bar last night, I woke up with a ham sandwich stuck to my back.
by TheOld319 November 15, 2020
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Shargle

When you giggle so hard you shart yourself
"That movie was so funny I shargled my pants!"
by queefmaestro February 2, 2021
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shargle

the shargle flew out of the water and ate me
by dufwjskjfvldi April 13, 2021
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SchmaggledaggleMcSplappelRlappel, born in 1799, is the last living person born in the 18th century, but he is not immortal. He currently suffers from every known disease on earth. He is blind in both eyes and deaf in both ears, and is paralyzed from the ears down.
Person 1: Yo whos the new guy at that robbed McDonalds

Person 2: Oh yeah it was SchmaggledaggleMcSplappelRlappel Arnold Jeffery Jacob Eustace Charles Blaine Harold Fredrickson James Carlson V̅I̅CMLXIX
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