Shlongaphobia

Shlongaphobia is the fear of ones own penis.

(In bathroom)
"Dude why do you look so scared? Whats wrong?"
"Oh Sorry I just saw my own dick and got really scared."
"Why?"
"I have a rare condition called shlongaphobia."
"Oh Gotcha, now it makes perfect sense."

by Patty Kane March 24, 2010

Shlongmont

Referencing the city of Longmont, Colorado. The name "shlongmont" is derived from the fact that there are no single females left in that town. Just a bunch of shlongs everywhere.

"I'm extremely tempted to cheat on my girlfriend, so we better go out in shlongmont so I don't have to worry about girls being around."

"Screw that! I'm not going to shlongmont! I need to get laid!"

by Elwood money blues April 29, 2009

9 inch shlong

a word that boys use to cover up how big there pp is

i have a 9 inch shlong

by big chungus 69 420 November 30, 2020

shlongface

A person with a nose generally shaped like a penis, often with arsehole like qualities.

hes a fuckin shlongface

by Carmaz October 3, 2006

Shlong

When something is both short and long.

That dachshund soo cute, he's shlong. (Short and long)

by Aikaa desu December 7, 2021

Long shlong silvers

The sexual act of sticking your cock in a long john silvers fish sandwich

Me and m’alady wanted to spice up the bedroom so when I pulled out the long shlong silvers needless to say she came instantly

by JackpotOnSpeedDemon March 20, 2021

shlongli

Another nickname for Zhongli, the geo archon.
Some of the nicknames most used for him is peepaw, daddy, and obviously; shlongli.

He has no morra but it’s okay because Tartaglia can be his sugar daddy 😩‼️

Person 1: “Check out this fanart of Shlongli 😏”

Person 2: “Peepaw is so hot 😩🤚”

by Kaeya.simp February 7, 2021