Shitpanning

(verb) to shitpan. When one or a group of drunken people attempt to cook for themselves in the early hours with disasterous effects. Extra points for using ingredients you don't technically own.

NB: This is not the process of deficating on the toilet seat as suggested by the noun 'shitpan'.

"Mate I'm not well after all the booze and shitpanning last night."

"Her flange tastes like a shitpanned stew."

"Want to come over for dinner? I promise I won't shitpan it."

by NotRichardCole January 29, 2010

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shitlamerde

An expression used by bilingual Canadians when something unexpected and unwelcome occurs.

I just spilled mon cafe. Shitlamerde!

by Jacque Letabac February 6, 2014

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Shillanthropy

Noun: Seemingly philanthropic pursuits for the purpose of being a shill for oneself or for one's organization.

The University was engaged in shillanthropy to make alumni believe that it was doing good for students and for the community, when in fact it was just looking for additional donations to misappropriate and the opportunity to shill for the school.

Politicians often engage in shillanthropy to make there constituents believe they are good people, when in fact they are terrible people who are taking advantage of the underprivileged in hope of gaining public appeal and are self-shilling.

by Sumodonym August 16, 2017

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