shitbased

To be heavily intoxicated as a result of freebasing, or smoking crack.

Man, I was up all last night smoking crack. I got totally shitbased.

by r the p June 19, 2008

Shitburps

a burp that smells like a fart

cheap beer gives me shitburps

by fucktito0903 September 11, 2011

Shitrus

The smell of shit and citrus mixed together. Occurs when citrus scented air fresheners are sprayed after someone shits.

"Aw, man, it smells like straight up shitrus in my bathroom."

by what8ver December 4, 2015

Shitburg

When taking a massive, continual dump; and the poo is no longer submerged in the water, but has created a small mountain above see level. This is the tip of the shitburg.

I was afraid to flush the toilet, judging from the tip of the shitburg I would have created a toilet tsunami.

I left a shitburg in the bathroom this morning. Massive!

by Marl Crow January 24, 2010

shitmus test

Like a litmus test, only instead of litmus paper there's bog roll and instead of an acid/base there's an anus that might have let something slip in the process of breaking wind.

Crikey - I think there was something in that! I'd better go and take a shitmus test...

by hippiness February 18, 2005

Shitbass

Shitbass is a dance music genre from Evansville, IN. Similar to breakcore, speedcore, speedbass, and suomisaundi, shitbass songs rely on comedic sampling of popular material and punishing bassdrum rhythms.

Happy Fascist Italians like to claim that they invented Shitbass but the music existed before HFA started making it. Some of the people who went on to make Shitbass were known from 2005-2008 or so to make a genre we all called "Bogus Breaks", which had the same "Dance music + pop culture humor" mentality that Shitbass has. HFA came along and made the genre a harder edge, and in doing so changed the name of it.

Thus... Bogus Breaks was more or less proto-shitbass. Some classic bogus albums can still be found in Evansville's underground culture. (Various Artists - Great Music Race of 2006 and Fenrir - Who Knows How to Mecca Sandwich? are prime examples.)

Happy Fascist Italians + the other shitbass musicians are known as the Network 24 collective. There's a few of the old Bogus Breaks musicians who haven't switched over to the new style or have dropped off the face of the earth complete.

This shitbass is about as annoying as dubstep.

by bogusbroken March 15, 2011

shitusay

1) short for "Shit You Say" normally punctuated as an exclamated question 2) credulity 3) are you serious? 4) forget that mess 5) Bullshit you are saying

its not always a question but is always punctuated with a the classic "!?" or "?!"

shitusay there was bestiality at the party?!; shitusay this is decaf?!; Arnold Schwarzenegger became Governor? shitusay!? that N-Word Jim ate all the waffels? shitusay, and you did not murk that fool!?

by Cosmic Pope October 27, 2010