Biggest asshole in the MLB, the General Manager of the Cleveland Indians. He, Dolan, and Wedge have a thing going where they trade away all the top talent on the Indians for shitty pitchers and unproven, low pay, minor league players. Just to have more cash in their uncaring pockets. Does not care about the team or the fans of the Cleveland Indians.
Victor Martinez, who had spent his whole career with Cleveland, cried after being told by general manager Mark Shapiro that he been traded. Earlier in the day, with rumors of a deal heating up, his 4-year-old namesake asked his dad, "Are we still an Indian?"
by mbrad August 1, 2009
Get the Mark Shapiro mug.the true deffinition is believing that one shape is superior to all other. Hatred without reason of another shape. ETC.
SADLY today that has changed.
In todays world this is what makes you shapist:
Mentioning shape in any way
Not being totally politically correct
Supporting your shape
Being 3d
Telling a shapist joke
Judging by dimensions
Disliking something someone likes
etc.
SADLY today that has changed.
In todays world this is what makes you shapist:
Mentioning shape in any way
Not being totally politically correct
Supporting your shape
Being 3d
Telling a shapist joke
Judging by dimensions
Disliking something someone likes
etc.
Real example of shapist
shapist: (insert shape here) is better than every other shape. I think that (insert different shape) people are disgusting and horrible and should die.
Idiot's example of shapist:
person: I don't like curves
idiot: OMG SHAPIST!
guy: I hate illuminate.
idiot: OMG SHAPIST
dude: My friend has balls
idiot: OMG SHAPIST!
man: I'm Multi-Shaped
idiot: OMG SHAPIST
woman: I'm proud of my shape
idiot: OMG SHAPIST
stranger: So an (insert shape) guy walks into a bar....
idiot: OMG SHAPIST!
shapist: (insert shape here) is better than every other shape. I think that (insert different shape) people are disgusting and horrible and should die.
Idiot's example of shapist:
person: I don't like curves
idiot: OMG SHAPIST!
guy: I hate illuminate.
idiot: OMG SHAPIST
dude: My friend has balls
idiot: OMG SHAPIST!
man: I'm Multi-Shaped
idiot: OMG SHAPIST
woman: I'm proud of my shape
idiot: OMG SHAPIST
stranger: So an (insert shape) guy walks into a bar....
idiot: OMG SHAPIST!
by im anti-shaped February 26, 2018
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Sometimes she’s silly, you’ll hear her singing and showing her rap skills on the good old 00 r&b songs.
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This is the girl who always looks on point even on her ‘bad days’.
She’s the bestie you always wanted in high school, when you felt insecure she would be the one hyping you up, making you feel pretty and loved.
We all need a Sepideh in our live.
Sometimes she’s silly, you’ll hear her singing and showing her rap skills on the good old 00 r&b songs.
Most important of all, she will always be there for you and make you smile.
by Hiilovess November 20, 2021
Get the Sepideh mug.Ben Shapiro's evil, dumber, and uglier twin brother Nick Fuentes. Legend has it Nick became jealous of Ben's success and transformed into a racist and holocaust denying jerkoff.
Person 1: Hey Bro, you know Nick Fuentes? Is he racist and antisemitic due to his small cock?
Person 2: I am sure he has a tiny penis, however, he is actually Ben Shapiros long lost evil jealous twin, Qanon Shapiro.
Person 2: I am sure he has a tiny penis, however, he is actually Ben Shapiros long lost evil jealous twin, Qanon Shapiro.
by ChuckDonkey December 28, 2022
Get the Qanon Shapiro mug.Jim 'The Hammer' Shapiro is a Rochester, NY lawyer well known for his outrageous advertising. His tag line is "I may be an SOB, but I'm your SOB." In his advertisings he angrily smashed his fist into his open hand, making the motion of a hammer. He admits that while he "cannot rip the hearts out of those who hurt you. I cannot hand you their severed heads. But I can hunt them down and settle the score."
Shapiro no longer advertises in Rochester. The community found out that he lives in Florida and has not tried a case in NY, or even lived in NY, for over 10 years.
Shapiro was sanctioned with a $1.9 million verdict for legal malpractice for a case where he settled a case for $65,000 without ever meeting with the client whose injuries from a car crash exceeded that settlement.
Shapiro no longer advertises in Rochester. The community found out that he lives in Florida and has not tried a case in NY, or even lived in NY, for over 10 years.
Shapiro was sanctioned with a $1.9 million verdict for legal malpractice for a case where he settled a case for $65,000 without ever meeting with the client whose injuries from a car crash exceeded that settlement.
by Anti-Ambulance Chaser May 11, 2006
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That man sleeps in his office, letches after teens and steals thousands of dollars worth of equipment. What a shehi.
by Wheels123 February 22, 2009
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