Sheffers

something amazing and indescribably outstanding-something that needs to be seen.

"Hey, did you see 5 Seconds Of Summer in concert?"
"Yeah, it was absolutely sheffers"

by Kirstttthanssss June 21, 2016

shelfed

to store an arbitrary item in a bodily orifice for later use.

That stripper's son shelfed my phone!

by clickitdown December 6, 2006

Shelter Buddy

Referring your Best Friend of your lifetime.

Dave was my Shelter Buddy in my school days. I miss him a lot

by Moulish Rated - R Punk February 7, 2015

Selferotication

When a gay man is masturbauting and the only visual assistance he needs is the view of himself jerking off.

I'm excited for a night of selferotication.

by Jsummers33 January 3, 2017

Shelter-in-place

A government-funded sexual rekindling retreat for your parents

It’s week three of shelter-in-place and I can’t get the smell of my parents’ lube out of the furniture

by Justclowntingz May 14, 2020

sheffer

Slang term for pedophile

Herbert from down the street is such a sheffer.

by Osama bin Queefin' March 27, 2023

The Bomb Shelter

The coolest, most awesome community of independent electronic artists ever to hit the web.

"Have you ever heard of The Bomb Shelter?"
"Are you kidding? I go there every day! They have such talented musicians... and monkeys!"

by Benedict Madrigal January 6, 2008