rap sheet

a document of a person's arrest history.

Tony Carlo has a rap sheet as long as my arm.

by The Thinker July 25, 2004

Monsoon Sheets

This occurs when you wait a long period of time to masturbate, and then you blow a huge load into your bed sheets.

I can't believe I have to sleep under these monsoon sheets.

by Teflon Swoop January 26, 2011

hit the sheets

to go to bed; to go to sleep

Exhausted from his strenuous workout, John hit the sheets.

by Cristopher February 7, 2008

between the sheets

When two people kiss cuddle and fuck in a cozy bed

Chad escorted Kiersten into his room and things got kinky Between The Sheets!

by SlopNChop December 7, 2016

Fold a Fitted Sheet

The act of fitting a large Penis into a tight Vagina. Typically uaed to reference the Homemaker or Librarian who you suspect would unexpectedly good in bed.

That Librarian looks like she could fold a fitted sheet.

by Coopdaville1985 June 7, 2018

in da heezy fo' sheezy

Ghetto way to say "in the house, for sure." Used to emphasize someone's presence.

Jamal: "Oh yeah! Chingy is the greatest rapper ever!"
Jaleel: "Shut yo mouth bitch. 2pac in da heezy fo' sheezy."

Dad: "Hey kids, where's your mother?"
Daughter: "I think she's still at work, Daddy."
Dad: "Oh darn. Well I'm hungry...did you remember to put the pot roast in the oven?"
Son: "Chillz my nigga. Mama in da crib, I just peeped her whip rollin' in 'bout 10 minutes ago. She in da heezy fo' sheezy, and dat shit already be cookin' like a mofo, playa."
Dad: "Alrighty then. Hey, did you finish your science homework?"
Son: "No bitch, dis pimp don't want none of that shit. I'm a' blast gats on yo' ass! Da only science I be droppin' is da phat rhymes I spit on da mike, beeotch!"
Dad: "OK, Barnaby...just make sure you do it before your tennis match at the country club."

by Nick D March 7, 2005

sheet caking

Bingeing on sheet cake or some other extremely sweet, gooey, comfort food to deal with great stress, discomfort, or anger.

Last night, I was so beside myself with anger over politics that I indulged in three hours of sheet caking.

by Poor Little Rich Boy August 18, 2017