skysexual

A Nosferatu-lookin ass kid that has an unhinged and undying attraction toward large, whale-like females. He spends most of his time acting Homo sexual but is not; therefore he is and always will be skysexual. He also eats ass.

Damn, look skysexual is sniffing that obese girl's ass again.

by cheekclappa November 9, 2017

Stasexual

Not having a fetish for any living or nonliving thing besides a stapler, or in some cases a fetish of the Mr. Peanut man

I swear tom, everytime you talk to me about you "stasexual" crap i gag in my mouth

by thatoneguywhocheckedyouout ha August 3, 2010

Straysexual

Where your only sexually attracted to the kpop group straykids

Random Trump Supporter Guy: Sup cutie your hella cute what’s your addy

Me: Sorry mr ugly oompa loompa I’m Straysexual so no thank you

by Straykidslover December 21, 2020

Samsexual

The Sexual Orientation where a person only finds those named Sam sexually or emotionally attractive.

Oh, Buckley... He's Samsexual he is.

by Simonsen March 12, 2021

Samsexual

Someone who is sexually attracted to the opposite sex, regardless of gender.

They might be non-binary now, but I'm still attracted to them. So yeah, I'm a samsexual.

by Maxecuter February 9, 2021

Swagsexual

The word "SWAGSEXUAL" means that you are straight, but with swag 😎. This amazing sexuality was created by the one and only swag mf, swag mf is the coolest person you will ever meet in your life.

"Hey did you hear about that new sexuality, swagsexual?" "yeah im totally swag sexual, and I've heard the person who made it is the coolest person ever too!"

by SwagsexualCharlie February 11, 2021

Shawsexual

When you're gay for Luke Shaw

I'm not gay, but Luke Shaw can have my kids, making me Shawsexual.

by Iamshawsexual July 11, 2021