Chummier Than Shark Week

Someone who is overly friendly to the point of annoyance

"That girl is really friendly"
"Nah, she's just chummier than shark week, she doesn't have any real friends"

by Dnolt August 5, 2009

But baby...it's shark week!

The perfect excuse to get your significant other to do something. Like let you put it in her butt.

Suzie: I've told you a thousand times, no! You cannot put it in my butt!
John: But baby...it's shark week!
Suzie: *sigh* I'll get the lube.

by 00fatty00 February 18, 2011

Shark ..... week

When a poolee in the marines is so fat and slow, two other poolees' have to run back to get him and circle him like sharks.

Shark ..... week

by dome condom August 27, 2010

Shart Week

A week dedicated to those individuals that fart “and a little shit comes out.” The reason this week is chosen is because it is synonymous with the popular “Shark Week.” Since these animals are deadly and terrifying, the average viewer will have a buildup of fright and feces, causing them to shart instead of fart. Although a shart will always put an individual in a conundrum, on this week that person can let it all go as it is documented in all of it’s shit filled glory.

I went over to Walter’s house to watch the annual Shark Week, and as the sharks came too close for comfort, it unfortunately became Shart Week.

by Team Beavis August 2, 2010

Shart Week

A rather horrific bout of diarrhea will sometimes - rarely, but sometimes - result in your very own week-long discovery channel special. However, unlike the other special on Discovery Channel, NOBODY WANTS TO FILM IT!

Mike: "Just got back from a trip to Cabo."

Ike: "Awesome, how was it?"

Mike: "Great... Until I drank the water. I'm now hosting my own personal discovery channel special."

Ike: "What?!"

Mike: "SHART WEEK, my friend. Shart week."

Ike: "Why are telling me this... while sitting on my couch?!"

Synonyms:
Shits, squirts, diarrhea, craps, turds

by Ungoliantschilde June 23, 2012

National Share Week

National share week is one week a year where you share your private photos for educational purposes to your friends and coworkers:) you show them your top secret pictures and what you look like 👀 🤑🤑 January 1st-7th

Are you going to be taking place in national share week?

Oh yes I will definitely show you and you can have these pictures but remember that you have to keep this between us and you can’t show anyone or tell

by I’m a harmless troll December 31, 2019

shart week

when an individual has consumed some rotten or vile food, beans, spoiled food and cannot stop sharting (wet fart, shit +fart) for a whole week non stop. the individual may soon get worried and go to the doctor only to find out it was a malignant tumor in his intestines causing the explosions.

tony: hows it going alex

alex: aww man its been a total shart week

by Corn-man May 25, 2010