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secondary suicide

Secondary suicide is when someone has given up on life. Someone who is suicidal but is to afraid or not willing to take their own life’s because of religious beliefs or because of not wanting those they love to not feel as they have did something wrong or to blame theirselves.

A secondary suicide is someone who is patiently waiting for death but not seeking it.

They have givin up on trying to make a good life they are just constantly going through the motions. But will never show or say anything about how they feel because they don’t believe they deserve to be worried about. They believe they are nothing and will never be nothing and that no one will ever love them, so they don’t trust people who claim to care/love them they believe that it is impossible for someone to genuinely care for them so they constantly feel alone, sad, usually depressed and some cases angry with the world and themselves so they do nothing but wait on death.

Usually secondary suicide follows along with depression, ptsd, and borderline personality disorder
J is a secondary suicider and doesn’t get close to anybody.
by Your mother’s lover June 15, 2021
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facebook second death syndrome

The phenomenon where people post and comment about a celebrity`s death years afterwards as if it just happened.
Facebook Poster: RIP Rue Mcclanahan. I loved you on the Golden Girls.
Reply: dude, she died 5 years ago.
Facebook poster: sorry. Facebook second death syndrome strikes again.
by coupondad7 July 13, 2015
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Secondary school

Welcome to English secondary school! Here we have: cocky ass year 7 and 8's, year 9's constantly doing their makeup and gobbing off to teachers, year 10's and 11's working their asses off and finally, sixth form who have a tonne of responsibility. Note: not all schools have sixth form. Students at secondary school are usually between the ages of 11-18
We also have: Like 2 non uniform days a year (must pay to wear your own clothes), strict ass rules, crappy school meals, like 10 packs of chewing gum per person, year 11 smokers and roadmen.
Note: drinks holder = blazer pocket
Example 1:

Teacher: I will be right back class I just need to get something from the printer
*teacher walks out*
Student: PARTYYYYYYYY Wooooo
*students wonder around the classroom chatting and being loud asses*
Student: teachers coming!
Student2: everyone back to ur seats!!
Student 3: SHHHH
*teacher walks in*

Teacher: I knew I could trust you lot
Example 2:

Year 7: Ffs
Year 72: What's wrong?
Year 7: The fucken bathroom is full of Year 9's doing their makeup and messing about
Year 72: *sigh* lets go to the upstairs bathroom
Example 3:
Teacher: Ok guys today is non uniform day so gimme ur £1s to wear ur own clothes
*everyone hands teacher their money except from one student*
Teacher: Jimmy wheres your money?

Jimmy: Uhhh I don't have it
Teacher: Not good enough! Detention for u at lunchtime.

Secondary school - schools in the uk
by CJP0133 July 23, 2017
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second hand stoner

one who gets high off of the fumes of another person's blunt.
person #1: hey, do you smoke?
person #2: nope, i never have.
person #1: but i saw you high the other night!
person #2: yeah, i'm a second hand stoner.
by Alalalalalex August 6, 2007
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secondsary

A couple's celebration of their happiness and intense love for each other not literally observed every second but every moment spent together.
Dingdong Dantes and Marian Gracia-Dantes are so into each other that they have a secondsary every chance they get.
by donandmarie November 8, 2009
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Faps Per Second (FPS)

the amount a man can fap per second
Dave-' hey dyl, i reached 30 faps per second (FPS) last night! '
Dyl- 'Woah'
by dave baxter May 16, 2009
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Poseidon's Sloppy Seconds

When toilet water that somebody else pissed or shit in splashes back onto your asshole after you shit in it.
I thought Poseidon's kiss was bad, but then I experienced the horror of Poseidon's sloppy seconds.
by Fucious March 12, 2015
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