Sevcoitis 

A supporter of Pacific Shelf FC. These inbred reptiles can be found wearing faded green and grey hooped tops. They have an infatuation with anything and everything related to Rangers FC. Their vocabulary is limited to phrases such as "Zombie Bastards", "Sevco", and "Yer Deid". They used to frequent the Glitterdome but have now given that up to become accountancy experts and keyboard warriors.

Declan sat in front of his PC, tomato sauce staining the front of his 10 year old t-shirt, Sevcoitis oozing from his pores, whilst trawling Rangers forums bashing his keyboard shouting out "Yer deid, you don't exist any more ya zombie hun bastard.

Sevcoitis by Aragorn2013 January 23, 2014

sevcosis 

noun

a form of severe mental disorder, localised in the west of Scotland, in which the individual's contact with reality becomes highly distorted by MSM fairy tales stating that sevco are in fact rangers.

Classic symptoms include denial, stupidity and impotent rage. Sufferers are also given to tourette's like outbursts of random, meaningless phrases such as 'no surrender' and 'we are the people.'

Sufferers of sevcosis are to be handled with delicate care, at all costs do not attempt to correct them, as sufferers know no shame and will direct their rage at any who displease them.

Example: Wullie turned purple when he heard what pistol pete said, he has sevcosis for sure.

sevcosis by oldbhoy99 November 16, 2013

sevenitis 

artificially inflated opinion of one's own attractiveness often suffered by women of "seven" level physical beauty, due to the fact that the widest spectrum of men are willing to approach them in public.

"That bitch just snubbed me! She's not even that hot!"

"Yeah, she's got a bad case of sevenitis."

sevenitis by Patrick1832 October 16, 2007

sevcoite 

Anyone who remembers 2012.

You're just an obsessed Sevcoite!
That's right, I can remember 2012.

sevcoite by Carlos-Barlos June 15, 2021

Scoitis 

Scoitis is just a more bootleg scoit.
What else is there to say.

"Hey you know that kit called Agile?"
"Yeah?"
"It feels like a Scoitis, just makes fun of us not being fast enough.
plus that kit is SO ANNOYING!"

Scoitis by NoobusAce December 21, 2021