Security Wipe

To wipe after an expected Shart, or to wipe feces out of but crack to prevent a skid mark.

"dude, i thought i sharted, but the Security Wipe came back negitive" "Dude, i had to do a security wipe on that one. Saved my drawers.

by CRichards July 27, 2006

security officer

An individual who when given a master key, radio, and flashlight turns into the douchiest know it all on the planet.

Oh look Josh the Security Officer is here 30 mins early for work.

by Tactical Tubba January 17, 2017

security cat

defender of the office, both from threats internal and external

Security Cat issued an office-wide memorandum on proper coffee-making etiquette.

by Security Cat August 7, 2015

Security plonker

Socially retarded, untrained, Unintelligent, unattractive person often employed to work an unnecessary position.

Look at that security plonker over there, hasnt done an ounce of work all day!

by Locnes November 14, 2016

security clearance erosion

when the things you did in privacy from government technology becomes exposed after a certain time

The security clearance erosion made the politician have family problems later in their career.

by Coop Dupe November 19, 2019

Security Deposit

When you buy your boyfriend anything just so you can wear it too

Person 1:I’m getting my boyfriend a sweater but just so I can wear it
Person 2:So it’s security deposit

by Teghh November 27, 2019

security alert

Sun: Security Alert, Security Alert WOOWOOWOOWOO

Sun: Security Alert, Security Alert WOOWOOWOOWOO

by Stashicittyoshi May 24, 2022