Alex Seburn

A rather unattractive fellow that will tell you that he wants to destroy that pussy, but actually means he will give you three inches for 27 seconds and then have the audacity to ask if you came

“Hi what’s your name?”

“I’m Alex Seburn”
“Gross”

by D-smoke December 6, 2019

Alex Seburn

A man possessed on his hunt for pink lolli, so hungry for that chow mein he’d fondle Trumps balls for 5 minutes.

Alex Seburn doesn’t discriminate, but if he can choose he chooses fried rice.

by AsianDestroyer2002 December 6, 2019

Sequoia

She is an angel sent from heaven, she will always make you smile. She has many friends.

Sequoia, if you see this ily💖💖

Me: Sequoia is so pretty ❤❤❤
My Friends: ew

by 🏳‍🌈MichaelIsGay🏳‍🌈 October 16, 2019

Security Pursuit

To suddenly get into a pursuit while shopping cart racing in a store, that involves heavy use of security guards chasing you in order to stop you from shopping cart racing.

1: That was a great race huh?
2: You bet! Oh shit, security guards! Hurry move MOVE MOVE!!
3: Hopefully they didn’t set up the Roadblocks by now. We can probably escape this security pursuit!

by Justicewithtacosandweed August 8, 2018

Full Sequoia

A raging hard on. This term was invented by a friend of mine. We were talking about having an erection in the morning, which is sometimes called; Morning Wood. He invented this term to denote an extreme case of Morning Wood.....Full Sequoia.

This morning when I woke up, I was sporting Morning Wood.....it was FULL SEQUOIA.

by Urban Tony November 6, 2009

Give Me Your Social Security Number

Put your digits in the comments.

Nah just kidding GMYSSN is just a classic internet joke that's sometimes not a joke

Youtuber(Seemingly Joking): Give Me Your Social Security Number
Comments: 123456789
Youtuber(Ded Serious): The REAL ones >:
Comments(Crying): #########

by TNWii.Erlyacss November 3, 2020

sequal

How an idiot spells the word "sequel".

Jeff spelled the word "sequel" "sequal", so I hit him in the face until he apologized.

by Hank McDizzleson July 3, 2008